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Finnish Ironing 12:10 Thu May 18
I been shat on by a woodpecker
Walking along minding my own business when this strange bird noise made me look up and see this stunning green and blue and red bird. Then the little fucker shat on me. A massive fucking splurge of bird crap on my BRAND NEW white shirt. Cunt of a bird should of been pecking on some tree instead of messing up my new shirt. Wanker bird.

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jack flash 9:58 Sat May 20
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If you're pwopa West Ham you should be used to getting shit on!

Hammer and Pickle 2:00 Sat May 20
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I like geep.

Geep is brainy.

gph 1:58 Sat May 20
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Behaviour and physiology probably evolved in parallel. Some insect-eating birds found rotten wood a good place to find food, and those with slightly thickened and spongy skulls would be able to tackle less rotten wood. The offspring of those that had slightly thick and spongy skulls would exploit even less rotten wood, and so on, until you got a fully fledged woodpecker pecking healthy wood.

The grub of woodpeckers is mostly grubs, I think.

Finnish Ironing 1:43 Sat May 20
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Fuck knows what that cunting bird ate, it's crap is still staining my shirt even after going through the washing machine.

Hammer and Pickle 1:40 Sat May 20
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So did they peck away for a few million years until they evolved said spongey skull, all dying in their droves of headaches in the process, or did they have a sponge in their head in the first place allowing said pain-free pecking?

What came first geep, the peck or the sponge?

gph 1:27 Sat May 20
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It's got a thick and spongy skull to protect its brain from the repeated shocks.

Chigwell 12:40 Sat May 20
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There's a green woodpecker living near our house. Every morning it wakes us with its loud repetitive pecking. You'd think it would give itself a headache before giving us one.

gph 9:39 Thu May 18
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Green and blue and red - Russian Karelian colours.

Blatantly a Putin loyalist drone programmed to shit on anyone who might be a Karelian nationalist

Nurse Ratched 8:49 Thu May 18
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Hmm. Perhaps.

But they hammer with such astonishing rapidity it sounds more like a whirring rattle. In typically human centric ignorance, Finnish might associate a woodpecker knocking as being similar to the slower strokes a human would make with a hammer.

We'll solve the mystery between us.

lab 8:49 Thu May 18
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Green woodpecker , also known as the yaffler I believe , the tune or noise they make is referred to the yaffle I think .

lab 8:47 Thu May 18
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I had a bird shit on my car once , I never took her out again.

Too Much Too Young 8:44 Thu May 18
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Nurse,

Finnish said it should have been pecking a tree, so hammering is out.

it might have oinked at him..

Nurse Ratched 7:38 Thu May 18
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TMTY

Might have been hammering.

The Stoat 7:27 Thu May 18
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Only one thing to say about that then


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNxujJGnbB4

Too Much Too Young 7:21 Thu May 18
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What was strange about the bird noise?

I generally find that most birds make bird noises.

Did this one go woof, moo or meow?

sanfrancis-co-uk 7:13 Thu May 18
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Your first line in blatant plagiarism of The Stranglers.

Far Cough 6:42 Thu May 18
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Whoops, or is it Richard Keys?

Far Cough 6:40 Thu May 18
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defence = Jeff Stelling

Russ of the BML 6:23 Thu May 18
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defence 12:19 Thu May 18

Post of the day.

23ad 1:09 Thu May 18
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*woody Woodpecker Laugh*

Ar AR Ar a a

Manip 12:31 Thu May 18
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defence 12:19 Thu May 18

Arf

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