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a. If e can stop being the masters of our own downfall we should take 3 points, win
75%
  
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8%
  
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9%
  
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3%
  



Pee Wee 12:43 Mon May 22
Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
Those of you that know me know that I'm a Lover (an exceptional one at that) not a Fighter, however there are times when even me, a man full of good spirit and charm thinks it is acceptable to give someone a good old fashioned smack in the cake hole.

Of course you have things like Paedophiles and other criminals, but there are some serious situations too:

Half and Half scarf wearers/sellers
People that don't wave when you let them across a zebra crossing
When someone replies 'I'm sweet enough already' when you ask if they want sugar
Cahiers who put a receipt in your hand with the change on top
People in Crocs
People that say I'm a Lover not a Fighter
Tynan
A situation where it will get a laugh from onlookers


Thanks for reading

(¯`v´¯)
.`·.Pee Wee ♥
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martyboy 3:43 Mon May 29
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
Middle lane hoggers
People who are too lazy to indicate.
People who you let out of a junction, who do wave a thanks.
Grown me riding bikes, dressed in lycra.
Tail gaters.
Muslims!!!!!
That's my list.

gph 3:42 Mon May 29
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
Aalborg - you're supposed to slow down for pedestrian crossings, and you're not supposed to be driving at all if you're too blind to spot one.

Saul Bollox 3:33 Mon May 29
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
People who refer to our owners as Berks
People who refer to our owners as Berks Inc
People who refer to Karen Brady as Tits McGee.

Too Much Too Young 8:52 Thu May 25
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
big bongie 7:34 Thu May 25

Come again?

CLIVE: An' I said-, I said-, I said, "LOOK, I'M GOING FOR THE FUCKING GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR A LONG TRAIL OF SNOT, I'VE GOT TEN YARDS HERE FOR YOU TO PHOTOGRAPH AND IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU STARTED BEHAVING LIKE A WIFE!!!" And because I got over-heated .....

BRANDED 8:36 Thu May 25
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
Women who are fat

big bongie 7:34 Thu May 25
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
Anyone who starts a sentence with the words "look" or "listen" as if what they have to say is more important than the person they are talking to. They deserve a proper dig. Fuck off you wankers.
Hear it a lot on talk sport . Yes you Moose , Durham and Darren Gough you tossers

Pee Wee 4:20 Thu May 25
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
People that say or write 'nom nom' when talking about food

Aalborg Hammer 5:22 Thu May 25
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
People who walk out onto zebra crossings expecting you to stop regardless of how fast you're going or your closeness to the crossing (and not looking anyway-looking at their phone)

Stickleback 11:39 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
People who ride across pedestrian crossings on bikes.

Nurse Ratched 10:15 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
Oooh, you tinker.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 10:13 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
Stop talking about the bloody weather, woman.

See, told you...

Nurse Ratched 10:11 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
I was only out on the streets for a couple of hours this afternoon. Weaving and zigzagging stealthily from one patch of shade to the next, like a ninja.

Still got sunburnt.

I fucking HATE the sun.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 10:10 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
Somehow I just knew you would be happy about that

Nurse Ratched 10:09 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
Result!

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 10:08 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
Sorry, Nursie, and it seems I'm all over you tonight (ooh er!) but your prohibition would render the entire British population mute.

Nurse Ratched 9:48 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
I would like to have legal immunity to punch people who say (on a hot, sunny day) "Isn't it lovely weather today" or words to that effect.

bruuuno 9:47 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
When some cunt fucks your takeaway order up and you get the wrong food delivered. I got a passanda instead of a vindaloo once. Still angers me

Balto 9:32 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
I live in the States so apologies in advance:

Primped up women who take jobs on Fox TV then complain that it is a male dominated, sexist work environment. Duh!

TV Comercials that attempt to pull at your heart strings with soppy music for products that I don't give a shit about

People who conduct high volume phone conversations using ear buds and use stupid business terms like "global reach" and "socialize that concept."

Purveyors of pornographic grief television "news."

People who post everything their kid has done on Facebook as if this is justification for their own place on earth.

People who complain about elections yet didn't vote.

People who complain about not being valued in society yet don't do anything change themselves.

People who have bad breath.

Trevor B 3:46 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
*dirty northern bastard

Bouncing Ludo 3:44 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
When you've been down t'pub, drunk 10 pints and got really plastered......




....but only if you're a northern bastard

Garth Algar 3:36 Wed May 24
Re: Situations where it should be legal to punch someone
People who change their Facebook profile pic to include the flag of whichever country has suffered a tragedy and more so, the people who feel obligated to 'like' it.

I would say people who use Facebook as a whole but I would have to punch myself everyday.

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