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Pee Wee 11:10 Tue Jun 27
The Midweek Romance Thread
Girl at work has just been proposed to by her boyfriend. He took her to a restaurant and asked her. Didn't even get on one knee.

Being the romantic soul that I am I told her she should have told him to shove it and come back when he can be bothered to put a bit of effort in.

So how did you old softies propose to your beloved?

Most romantic of the night gets a star prize

Thanks for reading

Pee Wee

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Alfs 4:59 Thu Jun 29
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frank marker 11:20 Wed Jun 28

Taking her up the alley, before you popped the question. Now that is love.

TonkaToy 1:07 Thu Jun 29
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In the Navy, on a jolly to Gib. Pissed as a fart, and got back to the ship. Thought it would be a great idea to write to the current pash, popped the question in the scrawl I was knocking out and posted it.

Got back to Pompey 3 weeks later, got slapped round the face and then hugged.

We celebrate our 30th wedding anniversary in the middle of July.

bruuuno 12:55 Thu Jun 29
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Mr. Burns 3:13 Wed Jun 28
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Do tell, mr burns son!

frank marker 11:20 Wed Jun 28
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Told her I'd ordered some cuff links for my brother. Went to the jewellers together to collect them. The assistant brought out a small brown envelope and dropped the contents - a diamond solitaire ring - on the counter. Her face was a picture (Mrs Frank not the assistant). Led her outside (Mrs Frank) and up the alley beside the shop, got down on one knee and popped the question. She said yes. Sadly, that branch of Ratner's is now gone.

Mr. Burns 3:13 Wed Jun 28
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I messed the proposal up and funnily enough we are no longer together.

Pervy McBeer 2:00 Wed Jun 28
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I proposed in Mexico, on a sunset dinner cruise. Went down on one knee whilst a saxophonist was playing in the background. Granted, it wasn't a private boat and i was surrounded by over zealous Americans and Canadians cheering. But it was a complete surprise to her and the setting made it romantic.

Grumpster 1:40 Wed Jun 28
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Eiffel Tower

Fuck knows why, as Paris was without the doubt the shittest place I've ever been too. Can't believe it's so popular.

Probably why we never ended up getting married.

Swiss. 1:31 Wed Jun 28
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Pee Wee

You come out as well as mashed I see.

Northern Sold 12:12 Wed Jun 28
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Pee Wee 9:51 Wed Jun 28

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!

oioi 12:11 Wed Jun 28
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She bought her own ring on Wednesday, had to work on Saturday. Can't remember the rest of the week.....

Northern Sold 12:10 Wed Jun 28
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I think it was something on the lines of…

Me: “I suppose we better get engaged… I mean we have been together nearly 12 years (give or take a couple of breaks for nearly 2 years)… what do you think”
Her: “Yeah ‘spose so… can you get me a couple of Kleenex please so I can clean my tits… thanks“

Pee Wee 9:51 Wed Jun 28
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Oioi = Craig David

oioi 9:38 Wed Jun 28
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Long story but phoned her from work on Monday, married on Friday morning. In the place where Far Cough grew up as it happens.

BubblesCyprus 9:03 Wed Jun 28
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Old school down on one knee, bottle of shampoo Red Roses on Room Service
as the sun was setting in Paphos.

penners28 12:35 Wed Jun 28
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In from a night out,had the ring and told her mates. They dared me to do it so i did. The mrs had to put down her box of fried chicken and also had her top button undone.

Classy bloke me

Son of Sam 12:32 Wed Jun 28
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Evening Pee Wee, Im in for the least romantic, unbelieveable looking back on it but it was in a lift after stopping the lift between floors for a shag that just would not wait until we got to the sixth floor, oddly enough she said NO but not for the lack of romance, rings, bended knees or location but because it was more to placate her catholic parents and she felt that things were just dandy as they were and marriage could not improve things, she was right.

yngwies Cat 12:06 Wed Jun 28
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Rowing boat on the Thames, ring doughnut as a ring. Nearly capsized the bugger...she said yes.

collyrob 12:05 Wed Jun 28
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A bit snidey telling a bird she should have said no to getting proposed to.

bruuuno 11:58 Tue Jun 27
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Pee Wee 11:18 Tue Jun 27

That really made me lol. Puerile, I know

Nurse Ratched 11:55 Tue Jun 27
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Fair comment.


You wouldn't think there's that much alcohol in the world...

stoneman 11:53 Tue Jun 27
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I proposed before match of the day in March 1999, it was the only way I could guarantee a peace free viewing of the football.

In hindsight it wasn't the greatest move but still together 18 years later.

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