WHO Poll
Q: 2017/18 Brighton (h)
a. If e can stop being the masters of our own downfall we should take 3 points, win
71%
  
b. We seem too flaky at the moment and don't expect an easy game, draw
9%
  
c. We can't put teams away and have a soft underbelly, lose
13%
  
d. Did you know that Eurovision 1974 was held in Brighton and launched ABBA onto the world stage with Waterloo
5%
  
e. I love Friday Night Football, it gives me the chance to show everyone down the local just how big a West Ham nut I am, hat, scarf, shirt, you name it I'll be wearing it
3%
  



Johnson 12:22 Wed Jul 12
Your worst West Ham XI...
Given that there's fuck all to talk about other than who we're pretending to try and sign this week, off the back of the Enner Valencia thread I thought about who the worst players I regularly saw playing for us were.

Now, this could be for a number of reasons, you thought they were poor, they loved an own goal, a booking or a red or they missed open goals, you thought "oh not him again" or you just plain didn't like the cunt.

Can give a reason too if you want.

It's a bit of fun, no need for the PCB to boot off about it.

Mine is:

Jussi JAASKELAINEN (Time wasting)

Joey O'BRIEN
Gary "Good World Cup" BREEN
Rigobert SONG
Wayne BRIDGE

Enner "Good World Cup" VALENCIA
Nigel QUASHIE
Kevin NOLAN
Frederick LJUNGBERG

MIDO
Robbie KEANE

Subs:
Stephen BYWATER (for his inability to keep the ball in play when kicking)
Titi CAMARA
Luis BOA MORTE
Matthew UPSON (relegation season)
Savio NSREKO

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normannomates 1:16 Sat Jul 15
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Mike Newell is a fuckin hard bastard btw.
Up there with mick Harford and max wall

boleynkid 9:56 Fri Jul 14
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Don't forget to include Marco Boogers and Joey Beauchamp if they haven't had a mention yet ?

normannomates 11:39 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Wilted 1.35
Dowie's wonder header at stockport county is the funniest thing I've witnessed in all the yrs going looking back.

Stunned for weeks at the time..just couldn't get my nut around it..it was a fuckin blinding header..top drawer.

Lato 6:06 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Ooops forgot to put in Mike Newell as the third striker

Lato 5:58 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Alan McKnight
Gary Charles
Gary Strodder
Gary Breen
Tommy McQueen
Dudley Tyler
Anton Outalowski
Adam Nowland
Mike Small
Alex Bunbury

Johnson its a bit harsh to put Nolan in because you don't like him. On that criteria Lampard Jnr and Ince would be in everyones team
Mike Newell

cup of tea 4:33 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Noble(c) for me

Italian hammer 4:27 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Carrol
Charles
Dailly
Breen
Faubert
Kovac
Barrera
Hitzspelger
Suker
Nowland
Camara
Because I still remember them as special shite among the hundreds of average shite that have been displayed through the years.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 2:06 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
By Johnson's rules I'd have Etherington and Carrick. I hated the spineless fuckers. Oh, and Pat(sy) Holland, too. But I'd be hard pressed to say either of the first two was actually shit and virtually nobody else thinks as badly of Patsy as I do. The stupid short, curly, ginger-haired cunt.. Ayew is very close to going in the same book for me.

For pure comedy value, you'd struggle to top a procession of failures to replace Peter Brabrook in the late 60s and early 70s. Harry Redknapp, Joe Durrell, Yilmaz Orhan and Johnny Ayris spring most immediately to my mind.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 1:55 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
jim@chickenrun 12:01 Thu Jul 13

Poor old Peter Eustace. He was bang average for us, for sure, or a bit worse, but the irresistible temptation to yell, 'Useless Eustace', from the Chicken Run did for him here.

Bloody lovely bloke, used to run the Cheshire Cheese pub at Hope in the Peak District full of West Ham and Wednesday memorabilia, and loved to yarn about his days down south.

REALGSA 1:31 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Some people haven't watched enough west ham it seems

You cant put etherington on there, newton etc.

Titi camera
r. song
diawara
ilic
bywater
you can

Far Cough 12:50 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Etherington?

FMOB

Yeah he hid in a few games but on the flip side, he scored some cracking goals and assisted plenty too

Tomshardware 12:32 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Robbie Keane did at least score a couple of goals in his brief spell with us. How are people forgetting about Benni Mccarthy?

Lertie Button 11:41 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Simon Webster was a disaster and he cost big money

Won't hear a word against Dale Banton, was a prolific scorer from midfield for our reserves and went on to have an excellent career in the lower divisions

Private Dancer 9:29 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Willtell - You say you were behind the goal at Stockport on that wet winters night? Corz you were.

Always worth a look https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im_sME-zlQA

fraser 9:24 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Ian DOWIE

Lee S 7:07 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Some people have some very selective memories on here! Some of the players that were mentioned were a long way from the long line of dross we have has over the years. Here goes

GK - Stephen Banks (Always rememeber a shocker against Bristol Rovers!)
RB - Gary Charles
CB - Gary Breen
CB - Roger Johnstone
LB - Wayne Quinn
LW - Matt Jarvis
CM - Kovac (excluding 1 screamer of a goal!)
CM - Quashie
RW - Savio
CF - Titi Camara
CF - Mido

Crassus 6:46 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
In a rich and seemingy endless seam of crud, last summers trawl produced a rich harvest of first eleven sheisters

Add McKnight who was an absolute rotter; Breen, just a cunt as well as being awful and there are five definite starters covered

Willtell 1:35 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Why Johnson? Do you think he's one of our best? I well remember standing directly behind the goal as he headed a fantastic header for his first goal in about 35 games but he seemed to have forgotten that he was helping the defence rather scoring his first goal in.....fucking forever!!!!

Johnson 1:15 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
Dowey?

Willtell 1:13 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
If you're talking shite WH players then my memory has limits...but Iain Dowey has to be the absolute shitest of the lot?

Oh but hang on what about Nigel Quashie? Titi Camara? Gary Breen? Lee Chapman? Mike Newell

FMOB there has been a few.....

TopGun 1:06 Thu Jul 13
Re: Your worst West Ham XI...
What about MATT JARVIS?

Haven't seen him get a mention. Absolute shite, wetter than a flannel.

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