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a. If e can stop being the masters of our own downfall we should take 3 points, win
70%
  
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7%
  
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14%
  
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2%
  



Leonard Hatred 6:51 Wed Aug 9
Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
FMOB this place has somehow become even more shitterer than it used to be.
Pubs boarded up, beggars, drunks, crackheads everywhere, litter, shite and an unpleasant STENCH.

It's only 5pm.

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Far East Hammer 10:16 Fri Aug 11
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
Late 80s, early 90s was when I'd pop down there occasionally.

One time a group of us (students) were approached by a couple of Geordie tarts. I let down my guard in so far as I answered them in my "fookin cockerney stoodent wankah shite" accent (didn't want to use my usual decoy half-arsed Norn Iron accent as there was a kid from Belfast next to me at the time).

These tarts then called their blokes onto us. One went for the Norn Iron guy who was a bit of a short-arse. The other grabbed me, pushed me against a wall, then pulled back his fist and went to hit me. I simply moved my head. There was a beautiful crunching noise as his clenched fist hit the brick wall. He let out a mightily loud "oh fuck", I then walked up to the other guy who was holding the Irish guy (who had yet to speak)

I said "c'mon then mate" in a now deliberately broad London accent. Then asked my mate if he was okay, he then knowingly severely strengthened his usually underplayed Belfast accent into something approaching an over-amplified well past 11 out of 10 on the volume, bastardised cross between Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams and threw in the word "knee caps" for good measure - the second guy (who thought I'd fucked his mate over, rather than his mate just being a fucking moron who clobbered a wall) then legged it. The geordies' tarts were shouting at them to "fucking do something"

We then moved on from the Bigg Market, just in case they were going to find their mates. Anyway, a couple of the birds in our group were quite impressed. Both me and the Irish guy had company overnight (one each, none of that sharing wank I might add)

Happy days!

ivan 5:08 Thu Aug 10
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
Had some great nights out in the big market in the late 80's.Shame it's gone to shit

Claret Badger 10:22 Wed Aug 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
Theresa May's Britain

On The Ball 9:13 Wed Aug 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
The morning after Scotland-England in Glasgow in June, we had breakfast in a magnificent Spoons. The highlight was being able to download their app and order from my table - I didn't have to negotiate my way through any hungover England fans or men in skirts.

Nurse Ratched 8:50 Wed Aug 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
I LOVE 'Spoons.

No music or TV screens.

cup of tea 8:42 Wed Aug 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
If it is still there the SPOONS was opposite the train station - big fuck off old hotel SPOONS. Many a time in there drinking warm LAGER

On The Ball 8:40 Wed Aug 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
What's the Spoons like?

cup of tea 7:34 Wed Aug 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
The RUPALI was legendary. My ex boss was notorious for showing off with regards to how hot he could eat a curry. He stupidly said to the owner (cant remember his name) he wanted a curry as hot as it could be made and then added EXTRA chilli flakes.

We never saw him for an HOUR after he had a mouthful - too busy in the toilet puking up

Leonard Hatred 7:31 Wed Aug 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
Even the Rupali (made famous by Viz) has gone.

No more CURRY HELL.

cup of tea 7:21 Wed Aug 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
Used to be a great placeto go out at night. Last time I went wasabout 4 years ago and it had changed dramatically (for the worse)

Never the same since they got rid of the Tuxedo Princess club and Buffalo Joes

the coming of gary 7:07 Wed Aug 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in Bigg Market, Newcastle
halfway to East Stirling ... keep going !





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