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riosleftsock 2:31 Mon Aug 21
This is not a wind up
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

An example of where our licence fee goes

Buhari speech: Wetin Nigerians dey talk for Twitter

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After dem don wait for over 100 days to see or hear from their president, Nigerians finally get chance to hear from am on Monday. But the speech don turn out to be di shortest wey any Nigerian President don ever give.

Di president wey come back from London last week Saturday, talk to im country people for radio and TV broadcast on Monday morning.

Im talk say the unity of Nigeria dey "settled and not negotiable" and say some comments on social media don dey cross di "red line".

After di speech, BBC News Pidgin don dey try find wetin Nigerians on top twitter think of wetin the president talk. Dis na some of di things wey people dey talk:
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"Unity of Nigeria no dey negotiable"- Buhari
Nigeria: 'Buhari must hurry'

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Hammer and Pickle 11:26 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
The OP is taking some STICK and getting no support from Zero and Johnson.

I'll cut cock some slack in future.

BRANDED 11:22 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
hog wash

riosleftsock 11:20 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
That's another hate crime Branded. You might wish to moderate your language.. I find the term Banger offensive as it could be related to sausages, which could contain pork which may be haram.

I've reported you and myself as a precaution as I ate some sausages recently.

Fo the Communist 11:18 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
The service was funded by the Government as part of the 2016 National Security Strategy and Strategic Defence and Security Review.

The Government said at the time: "The BBC World Service reaches into some of the most remote places in the world, providing a link to the UK for individuals and societies who would otherwise not have this opportunity.
"We will invest £85 million each year by in the BBC's digital, TV and radio services around the world to build the global reach of the World Service and increase access to news and information."

So the Government gave the money knowing exactly how it would be spent - flying the flag in troublesome shitholes across the globe The chancellor at the time was Osborne. Presumably he's part of the Trot conspiracy as well is he?

BRANDED 11:12 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
more a banger then?

riosleftsock 11:03 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
For one, the Conservatives are not righties.

Secondly, the bbc control their output still. Their board of governors is mainly ex-bbc staff.

They are an anti-british, anti-english bunch of trotskyists.

Fo the Communist 10:36 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
This new service was part of money announced by the Tory Government in 2016.

Cant blame the lefties for this one. Its dem rightos wot don it.

riosleftsock 10:30 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
Branded

That's a hate crime. You seem to have assigned a gender and a sexual preference to me.

I'm reporting you to Alison Saunders immediately.

BRANDED 10:21 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
Do you walk around with a dildo up your arse rio?

riosleftsock 10:19 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
In their hilarious politically correct world they haven't even realised that pidgin is considered racist and cultural appropriation in some quarters.

Al-ja-beeba - the gift that keeps giving (well, taking actually)

geoffpikey 7:54 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
Excellent. I'd like to send all my bank details to fund more. Can someone email me?

Gavros 6:43 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
Confederate Flag Palava: Why Americans dey fight?

White supremacy na when white people believe say na dem better pass any other type of people for inside one country, or for world.

chim chim cha boo 6:39 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
Ha! I LOVE the BBC.

ATBOG 6:38 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
Edited by ja ja binks

BRANDED 6:33 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
This is worth the ENTIRE fee for a WHOLE Friggin year.

wurzel 6:30 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
Me de am dat watee melon


Hahahaha


Fuck me

jayjones 5:13 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
This is my favourite bit from the Ecplise story:

Scientist say e dey important make people protect di eye, when you dey look eclipse.

To avoid eye damage, use special glasses for eclipse. Di glass dey block 99.9% of di sunlight.

You also fit use wetin oyibo dey call binoculars but no be just any type of binoculars.

You fit still construct your own binoculars with cardboard paper, old news paper, scissors pin, cello tape, aluminium foil and glue.

Dan M 4:23 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
EXCOOZE ME! Haf anybody got any boddul oranjoof?

On The Ball 2:44 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
There are some great titles:

"Confederate Flag Palava"

"Give me latest gist"

paulon 2:40 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
Thanks

Would read again

Lily Hammer 2:37 Mon Aug 21
Re: This is not a wind up
Here's the match report for Stoke Arsenal, alas, they don't have our match.....


Former Real Madrid winger Jese Rodriguez don start im career for Stoke City well well as im score the winning goal against Arsenal.
Jese pick Saido Berahino pass come enter from tight angle, and as Arsenal defenders no mark am tight, na so e score.
Arsenal been think say dem don equalise when Alexandre Lacazette strike with 18 minutes to go, but linesman say na offside.

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