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Q: 2017/18 The RealWestHamFans March on March 10th
a. I'll be there, it's time for action now enough is enough
52%
  
b. Not for me, I'll see you all at the Stadium
15%
  
c. A bit difficult for me as I'll be on my stream with a cup of rosie
25%
  
d. What march
8%
  



Far Cough 8:29 Fri Sep 1
Viz top tips: Oh, go on then
Take some time off of the shitstorm going on at our great club.



If you have had a particularly hot curry and cold toilet paper isn't working, try applying some lip salve to the affected ring piece, it works a treat. Just don't try to be a clever dick and put it back in my handbag after you have done so.



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Mad Dog 7:23 Mon Sep 4
Re: Viz top tips: Oh, go on then
Anorexics, when your knees become bigger than your thighs, it's time to start eating cakes again

Ilford Hammer 7:07 Mon Sep 4
Re: Viz top tips: Oh, go on then
Police. Save money on expensive sirens by putting a police dog on the roof of your patrol car and shutting the door on its tail before attending a 999 call.


Help to teach kids how the government works by simply taking all their sweets off them and telling them to fuck off.


Save time when counting to 10 by starting at the number 4. If you are in a real hurry, try starting at 5.

Swiss. 6:56 Mon Sep 4
Re: Viz top tips: Oh, go on then
no the best is take all your shirts to Oxfam. They get them dry-cleaned and then buy them back for 10p the next day.

Mickey Rat 6:55 Mon Sep 4
Re: Viz top tips: Oh, go on then
Don't waste money on expensive sex toys for the missus or girlfriend, capture some wasps, put them in a metal cigar tube screw the lid back in and shake it till they're angry, hey presto you've got a free vibrator!

Ilford Hammer 6:38 Mon Sep 4
Re: Viz top tips: Oh, go on then
Fool neighbours into thinking that you've just returned from Mars by sprinkling paprika on your trainers.

bill green 6:21 Mon Sep 4
Re: Viz top tips: Oh, go on then
I always liked their advice to drink 6 or 7 pints of strong European lager before any stressful event like an exam or driving test.

El Scorchio 6:16 Mon Sep 4
Re: Viz top tips: Oh, go on then
A rubber glove with the fingertips cut off makes an ideal sexy peephole bra for a cow.

Swiss. 6:16 Mon Sep 4
Re: Viz top tips: Oh, go on then
pronounced yoh -got

Swiss. 6:15 Mon Sep 4
Re: Viz top tips: Oh, go on then
cold yogurt is better.

chim chim cha boo 3:17 Sun Sep 3
Re: SPLATT!!!!!!!!
'EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately throwing half the CVs into the bin'.

Gavros 10:32 Fri Sep 1
Re: SPLATT!!!!!!!!
Shit tip.

joe royal 10:13 Fri Sep 1
SPLATT!!!!!!!!





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