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Alfs 3:51 Thu Oct 5
Bowel Scope Screening
I've had an NHS invite drop on my door mat. Anyone been through this?

As a sweetener they tell me that I can look at a screen and see the inside of my bowel as it happens. Why would anyone want to do that?

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joyo 4:22 Fri Nov 24
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Eerie Indecent has a rectal examination everyday by his boyfriends

arsene york-hunt 11:34 Thu Nov 23
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I have to have a per rectal examination at some point soon. Which would be the more embarrassing: A pretty young indian female doctor sticking her finger up my shitter or a middle aged bloke doing it?.

Eerie Descent 7:55 Thu Nov 23
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Whatever was, she'd be far too old for your taste, joyo.

joyo 7:49 Thu Nov 23
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Rat nurse are you 50 years or stone?????

ChesterRd 10:58 Wed Nov 22
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I got one of those over 50s holiday brochures when I was 35 :-(

Sadly I now qualify for them :-( :-(

Nurse Ratched 10:47 Wed Nov 22
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*chuckles*

joe royal 10:44 Wed Nov 22
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Nurse Ratched - Saga lout.

Nurse Ratched 10:34 Wed Nov 22
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Riddle, I really appreciate your effort to help me find the silver lining, but really...do I strike you as the 'go on holiday with a load of strangers to make friends' type?

J.Riddle 10:20 Wed Nov 22
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Nurse it's not all bad as you are now eligible to holiday with the Saga clique :-)

Far Cough 10:18 Wed Nov 22
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In fact, don't move further than ten yards from the khazi

monkfish9 10:17 Wed Nov 22
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Counting the days.,...

Far Cough 10:14 Wed Nov 22
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Do you reckon I'll need the day off work for the clear out process?


YES

Nurse Ratched 10:12 Wed Nov 22
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Is this a Thing now??

Bloody hell. Thanks but no thanks.

I turned 50 a couple of months back. Within days I was bombarded with invitations via post for mammograms, Sunlife (and others) Over Fifty life insurance plan and funeral pre-payment schemes.

Just triffic.

monkfish9 10:00 Wed Nov 22
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I'm having this done in a couple of weeks at Basildon 7.15 pm appointment.
Half expecting the hospital porter to be doing it, what with the cut backs and all that..
Do you reckon I'll need the day off work for the clear out process?

cup of tea 5:44 Wed Nov 22
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I have had diarrhea the last 6 days - gastroenteritis as had vomiting as well. Feel better now but the runny brown shit (although not as frequent and not as much) is still there as are the stomach cramps.

Having been a IBS sufferer for years and being over 40 I am wondering whether to ask for a colonoscopy to see if there is anything more sinister going on.

Try getting a GP appt though, impossible!

Mart O 7:19 Wed Nov 22
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Ag !

Alfs 4:35 Wed Nov 22
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I can tell you this much Gav, it's the first and probably only time that a woman who I've only met within the last two minutes, has stuck her finger fully up my arse. She said it was to lubricate it, but I knew her game.

55, and I've still got it!

Westham67 1:40 Wed Nov 22
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Be better than watching West Ham at the moment

Gavros 1:06 Wed Nov 22
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This was all s massive ruse to get someone to stick something up your arse. Admit it.

Also glad to hear the good news.

👍👍👍

Alfs 12:52 Wed Nov 22
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Well, it was certainly an eye-opener - in more ways that one. Uncomfortable but not painful, and with the exception of a couple of polyps, all clear.

Like others on here said to me - when the letter drops on your doormat don't ignore it. The thought was far worse than the event itself.

SecondOpinion 4:50 Tue Oct 10
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Man up Crassus!*

Literally!!

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