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Too Much Too Young 8:21 Fri Oct 13
Koh Tao - nightmare
Dear who,

I fully appreciate that this may get conflicting responses, but any help would be hugely appreciated and the story should serve anyone else well.

My eldest lad (21) went to Thailand mid September. Monday the 16th he had a nightmare.

After 4 days in Bangkok seeing the sights, he went to Koh Tao for a scuba diving course.

On the last day, I got texts as follow so:

5am - dad, I've had my account hacked, loads of moody Uber rides that I haven'tt had.
11am - dad, I think I have decompression sickness.
1pm - dad, I have been done for pocession (3g of weed).

I got the consulate to get him sent to a hospital, where he stayed for 3 days.

That was 25 days ago.

The old bill have his passport, yet were legally obliged to hand it back last weekend.

Are insisting he uses some local translator to communicate with them. Who the consulate have advised not to deal with, as she is after 700 quid for her services,

I had a grand sent over to cover the bail when he was nicked, but Koh Tao very much seems like it's run by some local mafia. That's where my lads passport is, and he is on Koh Samui.

Do a search for "Koh Tao Mafia" and you will see why I am not HP about this situation, so I say this as a warning to anyone with kids around the age of 20 or so...avoid Koh Tao.

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Tomsdad 8:29 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
Dan M 8:23 Wed Nov 15

AHA!

Dan M 8:23 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
Infidel 11:05 Wed Nov 15

Pint of lager with a gin&tonic and Baileys chaser.

Gavros 7:25 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
TMTY - can you please sign you son up as Too Much Too Young Junior

joyo 7:23 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
Sleazy Bell End looks like you have married into a family of thai drug peddlers..... Good luck

J.Riddle 3:20 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
Northern Sold 11:46 Wed Nov 15

You missed

10% Nonces

Cheezey Bell-End 3:04 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
When my Thai brother-in-law was arrested with amphetamines, it only cost 5000b to bribe him out. I expect it would have been a lot more if the police had known about me.
The then gf was going to let him go to prison to learn his lesson. But after a few days in custody, he was begging her to get him out. He should have been processed into the court system, but the police thought she would pay so held onto him for a few days.

norwichhammer 1:03 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
I agree with your sentiment not to go to that part of thailand it's more bent than Donald trump. My other half knew the girl that got murdered out there a few years ago. I wouldn't touch that place with a bargepole.

Too Much Too Young 12:11 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM_3iXd9Xqc

Mart O 11:55 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
I'm strictly a HAIRY MINGE man, Sold0.

At a wild guess though, it would probably be called something like Chanel.

martyboy 11:53 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
Dont keep talking about "Ladyboys" Vexed is sitting at his laptop tugging his heart out!!!

Northern Sold 11:49 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
Interesting Mart.... what was it's name??

Mart O 11:47 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
Er, I don't want to show too much expertise here, but I'd have thought it's more like a man with tits ?

Northern Sold 11:46 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
Infidel.... It's a woman with a Johnson....

Thailand

29% Men
30% Women
31% Not sure what the fuck they are but will sucky sucky love you long time

Gavros 11:19 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
You expect anyone to believe you don't know, you fucking wrongun?

Infidel 11:05 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
Can someone please explain to me what a 'ladyboy' is.

Vexed 10:57 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
Mike Oxsaw 10:50 Wed Nov 15

Interesting you used the word 'achieved' Michael. Gives a little insight into how you think about sex and likely your struggle getting any.

Treat yourself, re-inflate 'Mrs Oxsaw' at the weekend and give her a right good going over. Always nice to ACHIEVE something at the weekend innit?

Mike Oxsaw 10:50 Wed Nov 15
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Vexed 10:26 Wed Nov 15

If he's only done one that will have been more sex then vexed has ever achieved, even as an onanist.

As it happens, I have spent the night with a ladyboy - In Jakarta. You'll probably get more sex out of that fact than I did, so who am I to spoil your fun?

LeroysBoots 10:32 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
TMTY, sell the film rights !

smartypants 10:32 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
In the 90s people I know bought a share of a bar in Koh Tao, living the dream and all that, long story shot they ended up paying to work like slaves, and the girl was drugged and gang raped by her colleagues. She had to be brought home and a nervous break down. They were young and nieve, like most who go there.

On The Ball 10:28 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
TMTY - you're not buying the "car pulled out on me" story, are you?

Vexed 10:26 Wed Nov 15
Re: Koh Tao - nightmare
I expect Oxsaw has ploughed through a few ladyboys in his time.

Whilst boring them to death telling them his life story every five minutes naturally. They earned their money that day.

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