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a. Moyes has had all week with the whole squad and that will make a difference, Win
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claret on my shirt 5:44 Tue Nov 7
Songs for David Sullivan
Maybe it's time we had a song for him to let him know how we feel?

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neilalex 3:31 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Good song Stubbo but 'duplicitous' from a football crowd?I don't think we're that sanitised yet?Suggest substituting 'lying fucking' - scans the same.

Stubbo 12:53 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Roy Race' song is good, but who we hate is very much implied.

Sullivan's a liar, he wears a shyster's hat,
He talked about "Next Level", but there's no sign of that.
He undermines the gaffer, sold our beloved home,
So fuck off out of West Ham, you duplicitous gnome!

Oh...he loves Cardiff and he hates West Ham,
He loves Cardiff and he hates West Ham
He loves Cardiff and he hates West Ham
He is a lying...SHYSTER!

Roy Race 11:53 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
We hate you yeah, yeah , yeah. X 2
And with a hat like that, you surely are a cunt

Far East Hammer 11:48 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
If the lyrics weren't so bloody long I'd have gone with Soft Cell's Sex Dwarf. Failing these then I'll go with Bom Stickle 8:43 Tue Nov 7


Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
I can make a film
And make you my star
You'll be a natural
The way you are
I would like you
On a long black leash
I will parade you
Down the high streets
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my doggie
Walk my little sex dwarf
We can make a scene
We'll be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides
They all love your
Miniature ways
You know what they say
About small boys
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
I'm a Rolls Royce
Look its so huge!
It's big and it's gold
With my dumb chauffeur
Looking to procure
Run little doggie
Lure a disco dolly
Run my little sex dwarf
I feel so lonely
Get my…

Westham67 2:20 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Back in the USSR

Oh, flew in from Miami Beach Sullivan FC
Didn't get Upton Park last night
On the way to David Gold was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful Hat
I bought it in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how cheap it is
Back in the U.S.S.R. (Yeah)

Westham67 12:47 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
just can't get enough depeche mode

When I'm with you Brady
You give fantastic head
And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me
And all the money we bin
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough

Razzle 12:02 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
To the tune of Caravan of Love

David Sullivan
Get a caravan
And fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off

The Fonz 12:01 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Forest Gate Ugly 11:54 Tue Nov 7

Best one so far.

Forest Gate Ugly 11:54 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
To the tune of Yankee Doodle Came to Town:

"They're a pair or two bob c***s
She's no f***ing lady
Time to kick them out our club
Sullivan, Gold and Brady"

neilalex 10:24 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Oh David Sull-i-van
He's a midget Cardiff Fan,
He'll never be West ham,
Oh David Sull-i-van.

claret on my shirt 10:15 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Bom Stickle 8:43 Tue Nov 7

Very nice i think we have a winner

aldgate 8:57 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
To the tune of ‘feeling hot hot hot’
Sully sully,sully sully - get out,out,out

Bom Stickle 8:43 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
To the tune of my old mans a dustman:

Sullivan's a wanker
A lying cunt at that
He's tried to kill our club
Wearing a shitty Russian hat

He promised us next level
Sold our home so we could rent
West Ham's been fucked over
With none of his money spent

Ohhhhhh (repeat).......

Side of Ham 7:09 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
......Ride on time, ride on time, cos you're ride on time.....

Johnson 7:05 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
We wouldn’t have ceased to exist though would we, that’s just a bizarre opinion.

ludo21 6:28 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Ha ha... yes!

I still think it was (probably) the right thing to do, but we were sold a lie with all the 'next level' crap spouted by the board.

Which makes their treachery even worse 'cos everyone would rather have just stayed at UP and faded away gracefully rather than implode in this way had we known their real two bob plans.

nychammer 6:23 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
HE’S GOT A DIL-DO IN HIS HANDS
HES GOT A LUBED UP DILDO IN HIS HANDS
HES GOT A BIG FAT DILDO IN HIS HANDS
HES GOT A DILDO IN HIS HANDS

HES GOING TO STICK THAT DILDO UP YOUR ARSE
HES GOING TO STICK THAT DILDO UP YOUR ARSE
HES GOING TO STICK THAT DILDO UP YOIR ARSE
DIL-DO-UP-YOUR-AAAARRRRSSSSSE!

One McAvennieeeeee 6:15 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Do you remember when you said we would cease to exist as a club if we didn't move, ludo son?

ludo21 6:09 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Their names are Sully and Goldo
Two tossers with dildos
Who've totally fucked up West Ham
West Ham!
When they walk down the street,
Everyone that they meets says,
Oi fuck face,
Whats your name,
Their names are Sully and Goldo
Two tossers with dildos
Who've totally fucked up West Ham
West Ham!


And /Or

Her name is Baroness Brady
She comes from near Highbury
She's totally fucked up West Ham
West Ham!
When she walks down the street,
Everyone that she meets says,
Oi big tits
Whats your name,
Her name is Baroness Brady
She comes from near Highbury
She's totally fucked up West Ham
West Ham!

Side of Ham 6:07 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Sully's a berk
Gold is too
His kids can't
Their gobs shut too
So I went to that cunt
To see what she could do.
She said "Scum, looks like you've been mugged
like those other oiks too".
Sully's too tight to mention.
He can't get an capacity extension.
Sully's too tight to mention.

I went to my brother
To see what he could do
He said "Brother like to help you
But i've been mugged off too".
So I called on my father, father.
Oh my father
He said
Sully's too tight to mention.
Oh Sully, Sully, Sully, Sully.
Sully's too tight to mention.
He needs a fucking penis extension.

Pub Bigot 6:01 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Sullivan
Going with Busters one here!

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