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FruityBoots. 2:33 Wed Jan 17
Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Tonight’s goal, a mixture of cold weather, 2 pints (ht & 90mins) and extra time I had give in an missed our goal. The only other time was Danny Williamson’s goal vs Leeds Utd in the mid 90’s, arrived a bit late and went for a quick piss and missed that one, we then lost 2-1.


What about you weak bladdered cunts?

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Westham67 12:09 Thu Jan 18
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Sydney_Iron 10:34 Wed Jan 17

Long time ago in Pattaya

jfk 12:04 Thu Jan 18
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Paulo's volley against Wimbledon.got pissed up the night before and carried on getting fucked before the game and went for yet another piss.
Missed it.
What an effing bumber.

Sydney_Iron 10:34 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Westham67 3:21 Wed Jan 17

Really, I must have missed our goals and there’s then as I thought it ended 0-0???

Think you have some crossed wires there 67! You missed the goal against Villa, and we were in some Pub on Soi Buakhao……….

Alwaysaniron 4:20 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Blackpools equaliser at Wembley. Best goal I've ever missed

Westham67 3:21 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Whoslurps Bangkok Soi Cowboy, Syders, PD, Malayhammer, defers and me West Ham Arsenal went for piss while I was in bog we scored, I managed to see the Arsenals goals though

Woodford Green 3:09 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Cup final in Cardiff, we were 2 nil up and the was an old boy standing at the urinal next to me starts telling me how he was at the 1980 final and talking as if we'd already got our name on the cup. Heard a roar and then shouts that Liverpool had got one back.

All I could think was that man had cursed us having said what he'd said.

simon.s 3:00 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
I once went to Sunderland, and they must have been serving during the game, I think we drew it. Didn’t go up to my seat until the 85th minute, and I only did that to see what the view would have been like, then returned to the bar.

We flew up for the cup game (kanoute) and a fella who was with us stayed in the pub opposite the ground as he said the beer was good in there.

simon.s 2:51 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
I can only speak for myself Eggy, but I’m a pisshead.

I’m amazed I saw the goal last night, still managed to make the pub after though.

Trevor B 2:26 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
"Thank God it didn't turn out to be the winner, eh?"

You'd rather we lost just because you missed the goal?

Modern fans eh?

swtoc

Eggbert Nobacon 2:26 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Carrolls goal was with 10 mins left

why would you go to the bar then in an important match balanced at 1-0?

Iron Duke 2:18 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
I remember missing Trevor Sinclair's winner v Liverpool.

Was also in the toilet in the pub when Konchesky scored in the FA Cup final v Liverpool. Thank God it didn't turn out to be the winner, eh?

Swiss. 12:37 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Marlon Harewood's wiinner v Boro in the FA cup semi. Was in an Irish Pub in Brussel. Here the roar from the loo and our crowd were just below so knew we'd scored.

Troy McClure 12:27 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
I’ve got a list as long as your arm - I’m actually quite notorious for this amongst my mates. Here’s a special one ...

Euro 96
Eng v Sco

Seaman saves pen - we all erupt. I decide then to go for a piss which means I miss probably the most iconic goal of the 1990s

Cony Tottee 12:10 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Di Canio's volley against Wimbledon and Ian Wright's goal at WHL spring to mind.

simon.s 11:35 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
There were a fair few at the party decks when that Carroll goal went in. Myself included.

1964 11:33 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Andy Carrolls overhead kick goal of the season v Palace last year.

I was called to the bar.

Think I missed the one against Leicester too for the same reason.

I must stop drinking!

BetterthanKaka 11:24 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
So fucking many it's ridiculous.

One that sticks out is Carroll's bicycle kick last season vs Palace

Gloucester Iron 10:56 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Going back some years now, but I recall a match with Liverpool at Upton Park that we lost 1-3.

Michael Robinson scored a hat trick for them and I think Devo may have got one back late on for us. Got into the ground late as we stayed in the wine bar too long so missed his first, was having a slash when he scored his other two, and was half way down the stairs out of the North Bank when we got the consolation.

No Sky or the like in those days, so missed all four. It was pissing down with rain, too, so got fucking soaked on the way home...

bruuuno 10:51 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
My mate missed three goals in the consecutive home games during the payer season, one of them being THAT payet free kick against palace. Made the goals even sweeter!

Trevor B 10:17 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Villa away 2006. my birthday, had a fair bit to drink, not to mention the odd pint being doctored with vodka. Missed half the game due to being pissed or having a piss. Didn't see Harewood's penalty, only found out we had won 2-1 on the train back.

Johnson 10:11 Wed Jan 17
Re: Goals you missed because you were having a piss....
Missed most goals in the 45-50 minutes bracket due to being in the bar.

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