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Leonard Hatred 9:30 Fri Feb 9
Job going in West Ham PR department
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/582641236/

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Mike Oxsaw 5:21 Sun Feb 11
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
Think I may have to pop into Paul Koncheski's cafe next month. Anybody got the address to hand?

terry-h 4:54 Sun Feb 11
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
This is an ideal job for Paul Koncheski now he's retired from playing, but he says he's too busy running his Kaff in Brentwood.

goose 1:42 Sat Feb 10
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
Some first aid skills required, especially concerning bullet wounds in feet & removing feet from mouths.

Mike Oxsaw 1:26 Sat Feb 10
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
Unbelarding, more like it.

Coffee 1:23 Sat Feb 10
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
Unbecoming, your Lordship.

Mike Oxsaw 1:23 Sat Feb 10
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
On The Ball 12:51 Sat Feb 10

OK. Keeping it in-house. They're learning, then.

Lord Brampton 1:03 Sat Feb 10
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
IT systems including Microsoft Office applications and Photoshop.

Is that so he/she can take a few inches off Ms. Brady's hips ?

On The Ball 12:51 Sat Feb 10
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
It's the Stratford Station to OS disabled shuttle bus, Mike. Is that ok?

Mike Oxsaw 12:18 Sat Feb 10
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
Does the successful candidate get a choice on which bus they're going to be thrown under?

62 or an 86 & I might consider it. A 25 and they can fuck right off.

camel-with-3-humps 11:33 Sat Feb 10
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
The new PR might tell David Sullivan to shut the fuck up.

chim chim cha boo 11:39 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
The ideal candidate will have skills and experience in the following areas: -


Experience in an in-house or PR agency role
Experience of working in a complex stakeholder environment

Excellent writing and copywriting skills

Good media contacts

Track record of securing media coverage
Social Media trends

IT systems including Microsoft Office applications (Word, Excel and PowerPoint) and Photoshop.

Ability to manage relationships with a number of internal and external stakeholders

Demonstrable leadership experience

Meticulous attention to detail

Committed, hardworking, with a flexible approach

Organised with an excellent ability to manage, organise and prioritise workload

Ability to work calmly under pressure

A genuine team player


Fucking hell, they want all that AND expect him to get in our first eleven?


No wonder no cunt wants to sign for us.

Mike Oxsaw 11:18 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
So, the clubs official PR strategy is to purchase goodwill by dressing it up as community assistance?

Smells like that to me.

Gavros 10:57 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
it would always be on the lines of "how dare you say that about xxx, you know how much help we gave you with the Thames ironworks trust".

to which the answer was "yeah, none".

Leonard Hatred 10:35 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
Elaborate

Gavros 10:28 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
saying that it's mean to talk about people on forums.

yep. that was his job.

Johnson 10:20 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
Saying what?

Gavros 10:14 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
I never found out who he was posting as. I'd always get snotty emails from him if any mention of certain people were made.

Crassus 10:13 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
Posting as who Gav?

Johnson 10:10 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
“Must be good at lying”

WHUDeano 10:02 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
"Securing regular, proactive prominent media coverage highlighting the success of West Ham’s move, including e.g. visits by high-profile individuals, stories about demand for tickets, etc"

Mike Oxsaw 9:53 Fri Feb 9
Re: Job going in West Ham PR department
"Assist with monitoring of relevant media, including fan sites and social media". = "Must excel at catching bolted horses."

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