Coffee 11:12 Tue May 1
I ate six oranges this morning
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I urge you not to do the same.
Excuse me...
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normannomates
4:44 Thu May 3
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fings aint what they used to be surfer
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SilverSurfer
3:10 Thu May 3
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gasping for a drink I pulled into a service station, they were re-stocking 'soon' apparently, and the only chilled drink they had was 1ltr of prune juice,
bought it necked it.
It didn't go well.
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geoffpikey
10:13 Wed May 2
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Ate a rhyming dictionary this morning.
Nutritious, delicious. Didn't have an orange.
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Ronald_antly
1:09 Wed May 2
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Coffee wrote...
"I ate six oranges this morning I urge you not to do the same. "
Why not? Do you want ALL the oranges for yourself?
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Sven Roeder
10:50 Tue May 1
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The Australian fast bowler Peter Siddle (now playing for Essex) said during the 2013/14 Ashes that he eats 15-20 bananas a day.
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riosleftsock
10:44 Tue May 1
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I had no side effects at all. I've been eating loads of oranges and tangerines from time to time for the last ten years.
I tend to go on orange binges sometimes. Normally to keep weight down when I'm not cycling.
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HairyHammer
10:10 Tue May 1
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I hope you shit a terry's Chocolate orange you citric numpty and scream in pain in the process, It's the least you deserve for eating half a dozen oranges.
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geoffpikey
9:51 Tue May 1
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To get to the recommended intake of potassium daily, you can eat SEVEN bananas.
The idiot notion you can overdose on bananas was recently started in a "comedy" sketch by Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington. Why? Because they are both massive cunts.
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claypole
8:44 Tue May 1
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1 x orange 1 x bin liner 1 x belt
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riosleftsock
7:45 Tue May 1
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I ate 6 this afternoon. Often do it.
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gph
7:28 Tue May 1
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In other news, I ate no oranges this morning.
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Too Much Too Young
7:25 Tue May 1
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ahh.
Orange wedges at half time.
quick puff on a spliff and back out for the second half.
Loved playing Sunday footy
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Darlo Debs
7:01 Tue May 1
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NS 12.15 Tues 1 May
You Cant Handle The Fruit
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Mike Oxsaw
6:54 Tue May 1
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What colour were they?
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Russ of the BML
6:31 Tue May 1
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Vitamin C very good for you but six oranges is a slight overdose. You'll be shitting pith later.
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geoffpikey
4:26 Tue May 1
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JAFFA Benitez
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Mart O
3:05 Tue May 1
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"relentless diet of pints of sperm"
Good Lord. Even by the standards of WHO, that's hard to swallow...
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Sven Roeder
2:40 Tue May 1
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duodenal ulcer = stomach lining eaten away by relentless diet of pints of sperm in confused youth
Your secret is safe with us , Northern MATE
SWT
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Spandex Sidney
2:16 Tue May 1
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Anyone remember the Tory MP Stephen Milligan? He liked an orange!
See, I've managed to turn this political, in true WHO style.
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Coffee
2:13 Tue May 1
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Delete "will be".
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jooliandix
2:08 Tue May 1
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You will be shitting through the eye of a needle soon
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