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Percy Dalton 7:30 Wed Aug 22
Are you neighbourly
In regards to taking parcels in.
My next door neighbour has been there for four years and never once showed out.
Doesn't even look up if she sees me.
She orders loads of gear online and she's never there to take them in.
I refuse to take her poxy parcels in my mrs reckons I'm like a big kid.
What do you reckon?

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dicksie3 9:57 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
I've been at my new gaff for four months and I've not even seen or spoken to my neighbours opposite me yet.

It's probably because I'm always either playing sport or out on the piss.

Maybe I should knock on their door after a heavy session in the early hours.

Grumpster 9:00 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
She cooked and ate human beings mashed!!

Hard to explain her, but you know someone is bad when even their kids despise them.

Spoke to everyone like shit, was always rude, never saw her smile in 2 years and she literally didn't have a single friend as she's alienated herself from everyone.

Sort of person I just don't get, as who really wants to be like that?

Cracking now, everyone's happy and a right Columbian sort downstairs :o)

normannomates 7:23 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
grumpster

sound fuckin great around your drum

Bungo 7:02 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
Take the parcels in when they arrive.

Open them.

Hand them to her in an obviously opened state.

Keep saying that's how it was when it arrived.

Childish but something I would enjoy doing.

mashed in maryland 6:56 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
Why was she so bad? Any examples?

Grumpster 6:43 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
Pretty lucky that all my neighbours are ok.

Block of 6 flats with 3 of them renting off of the owners and 1 being empty as the woman in it died recently.

We were all at her funeral as she was quality.

Only ever been one vile bitch here and she collapsed and died on the other side of her door when I knocked once for something.

Such a cunt that even her kids didn't go to her funeral and was a massive good riddance to her.

mashed in maryland 6:33 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
Two sets of neighbours.

One is an Indian family who are seemingly almost never there and literally leave their door open half the time (we live on a private estate, dontcha know), and often leave bags of rubbish outside the door which stay there for weeks (the bins are literally a 10 metre walk). Never see them but often hear them.

Other lot I'm not sure about... I suspect they are NHS staff who house-share (couple of their cars have pro-NHS/union stickers on), there's about 4-6 different people always coming in or out of what I suspect is a 3 bed property, at different times day and night. One of them is a massive African geezer who's always got a new car. Quite a weird set-up tbh, would love to know what's actually going on there.

Anyway never had any problems signing for each others' shit. Be an adult, Percy, I make your mrs right!

boltkunt 6:20 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
As I'm such a fucking legend i've always got on with my neighbors.

Darlo Debs 6:00 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
*his

Darlo Debs 5:59 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
i have helped my neighbour jump start bis car and have taken parcels for him. The lady downstairs is elderly and her son asked me to the football if West Ham.meet Sunderland in the cups.

Russ of the BML 5:50 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
Oh by they way, When she first moved in you "showed her how to use the boiler"......

I get ya (nudge nudge wink wink)

Russ of the BML 5:50 Thu Aug 23
Re: Are you neighbourly
Percy:

You have missed a trick here.

If it was me I would take them in and hold them until she has to come and get them. Then you have your chance to really make her uncomfortable and enter into small-talk before you go get her parcel.... "So, how are you?" and "How's work, ok?" and all that bollocks.

I like forcing rude people to be nice. It's good fun.

Hammer and Pickle 11:26 Wed Aug 22
Re: Are you neighbourly
Nice meltdown, Divvy.

Dwight Van Mann 11:22 Wed Aug 22
Re: Are you neighbourly

Reply Hammer and Pickle 11:10 Wed Aug 22

don't bother addressing me anymore you fucking dirty cunt you won't get any more replies.
You are an absolute fucking animal and need cutting

Hammer and Pickle 11:10 Wed Aug 22
Re: Are you neighbourly
Where do you live then Divvy?

Dwight Van Mann 11:08 Wed Aug 22
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BRANDED 10:59 Wed Aug 22

Good for you - I've heard that inner city London council estates are now very vibrant and not at all stabby

BRANDED 10:59 Wed Aug 22
Re: Are you neighbourly
I know most of my neighbours. All nice. Mostly foreign. We all take in parcels and politely thank eachother.

Troy McClure 8:53 Wed Aug 22
Re: Are you neighbourly
I take parcels in. Unless it’s interrupting a mega-wank.




Thanks for reading.

Mike Oxsaw 8:36 Wed Aug 22
Re: Are you neighbourly
Take them in, but forget where you put them. Tell her that you'll have a look for them when your schedule permits, and not any sooner.

You've done your bit by making sure they're not left on the doorstep inviting theft, but your life doesn't revolve around her, so if she wants you to help, it has to be on your terms..

wanstead_hammer 8:36 Wed Aug 22
Re: Are you neighbourly
'She orders loads of gear online..'

She's prob out her nut on Jamie Oliver's synthetic jerk Spice and gone all paranoid.

Mart O 8:20 Wed Aug 22
Re: Are you neighbourly
I used to wave at the woman who lives in the field next to mine when I would spot her from 200 hundred odd metres away. And she would wave back. Hers is the only dwelling I can see from mine but she's in a home now.

I do sometimes say hello to the sheep as I walk the hound down my driveway. The never reciprocate. Ignorant cunts.

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