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Q: 2019/20 With seven games to go will West Ham stay up
a. Our demise was sealed when the idiots on the Board appointed Moyes, we're down
28%
  
b. Despite the efforts of Moyes and the players, we will stay up by the smallest of margins
46%
  
c. I'm beyond caring & couldn't give two hoots either way
26%
  



Bosman Free 9:11 Thu Aug 30
Grown men practicing their golf swing without a club in public.
Beggars belief. Absolute cunts.

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COOL HAND LUKE 2:05 Sat Sep 1
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Fortunes Hiding 5.40 Fri Aug 31

In an 18 month 'purple run' about 15 years back, I worked my way down to playing off 12. Then I found myself spending every waking moment thinking about it and trying to maintain it, and of course, golf is a bit like sex, in that, if you think too hard about it, you can start to fuck it up.

And my golf handicap began to suffer as well...

Hello Mrs. Jones 1:45 Sat Sep 1
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Has anyone found my ball yet?

Far Cough 1:27 Sat Sep 1
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Those on ITBS refer to the game of golf as CUNT and cricket as BAF (Boring As Fuck)

icwhs 1:25 Sat Sep 1
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Cunts

Hello Mrs. Jones 1:00 Sat Sep 1
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Tops a 6 iron into the rhododenrons. Your go.

BRANDED 12:35 Sat Sep 1
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We could all do an imaginary round of golf together?

I'll start

* Smashes driver 365 yards down the first just left of centre on a flat lie*

Hello Mrs. Jones 12:30 Sat Sep 1
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Have to admit that I have myself swung an imaginary 3 iron into the 15th at Augusta while in public. Have also been known to cover drive a wicked delivery from Wes Hall.

normannomates 3:04 Sat Sep 1
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first thing i do on exiting the pit...

i am addicted to the game i admit..

i started out at 17 in a green keeping capacity at a prestigious course in Middx..

Eric Sykes and John Sullivan were prominent members at the time

love the game..love it

Fortunes Hiding 5:40 Fri Aug 31
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COOL HAND LUKE 9:40 Fri Aug 31

I used to be addicted to golf,

I'd play nine holes in the morning, then go to work.

But after never getting a handicap, I realised I'm not very good .... the thought of playing golf actually scares me now!

costahammer 5:32 Fri Aug 31
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Every trading room floor in the world you´d see that every day!!

Northern Sold 4:57 Fri Aug 31
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Woodford Green 3:30 Fri Aug 31
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Northern Sold 12:00 Fri Aug 31
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* swings an imaginary V12 Cricket bat

I would have guessed you were more of a Duncan Fearnley or SS man Soldo. Don't ask me why!



Slaz V12. V100 and then a Kookaburra to finish my career off... I was all about the timing !!

Northern Sold 4:56 Fri Aug 31
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Reply boltkunt 12:13 Fri Aug 31
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Almost as bad as grown men doing the crossed hammers sign as if they're on the fucking xfactor.


With you on that Bolty son.... absolute Cringe Factor....

COOL HAND LUKE 3:46 Fri Aug 31
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worm
PeterboroughIron

Phew!

Glad it's not just me...

Incidentally, I've played Thorpe Wood a good few times - decent course, but the on site pub seems to have lost its way since Greene King got their dirty maulers on it...

Mad Dog 3:33 Fri Aug 31
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I don't even do practice swings when I play golf. Walk up. Address ball, smack it

Mad Dog 3:32 Fri Aug 31
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I have never seen someone practicing a good swing in public.

Is this poncey city types?

Woodford Green 3:30 Fri Aug 31
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Northern Sold 12:00 Fri Aug 31
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* swings an imaginary V12 Cricket bat

I would have guessed you were more of a Duncan Fearnley or SS man Soldo. Don't ask me why!

worm 2:36 Fri Aug 31
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COOL HAND LUKE 9:40 Fri Aug 31

I'm that man now.
I've been trying to drag someone out with me after work today.

"If we get away for 5.30 and theres no old boys in front we'll get the 18 in before its dark!!"

"Fuck off, worm. Its Friday, pub time"

Dan M 12:15 Fri Aug 31
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Dowies Love Child 1:17 Fri Aug 31

Overkill is a top tune.

boltkunt 12:13 Fri Aug 31
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Almost as bad as grown men doing the crossed hammers sign as if they're on the fucking xfactor.

Eerie Descent 12:13 Fri Aug 31
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*Slurps imaginary pint

Dan M 12:12 Fri Aug 31
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Sold0 you've pre-empted me there.

A MATE of mine would had a real problem with other MATES describing cricket shots in the pub through the power of mime. The ball is always played in via the action of index and middle finger "swinging in" and then the shot is a wafty first half of a Nazi salute from the left hip to right shoulder height.

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