Leonard Hatred 1:48 Sat Aug 24
When was the last time you ran away from something?
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I mean literally RAN AWAY.
HAD IT AWAY ON YOUR TOES.
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mr so & so
1:27 Wed Aug 28
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Having arrived late for a film at the cinema in Wimbledon and there was no further admissions, we hung around in reception with nothing much on but when there was an opportunity to try sneak in to the darkened auditorium but there was the usher standing up the steps watching the film with no way in. Standing thinking what's next was a box of switches next to me. I flicked them all in the other switch direction and immediately turned all the lights on in the auditorium! Cue screams and yelling and an usher coming at me. I ran for my life. It' still tickles me after 30yrs. Sorry I can't remembers the movie!
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sweetgeez
12:47 Wed Aug 28
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We used to have a local tramp round our way called Billy Glide, he used to come in the flats in gospel oak, we used to give him abuse but believe me he was fast even, as Marlon Harewood could clarify this as he lived there at the time and nearly caught him.
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Too Much Too Young
11:39 Tue Aug 27
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Ag ag Wong.
I was thinking the same as i typed it!
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SUM A DING WONG
9:38 Tue Aug 27
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"Around 1980, aged 13.
Just after banging the fuck"
I got to here, TMTY and was just waiting for the next part to read.
'out of the fit MILF down at number 32.'
Suffice to say when the next part read "Just after banging the fuck out the huge outdoor bell they have at the Farnborough Abbey."
I was slightly underwhelmed.
You could have been a hero to me, TMTY.
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Northern Sold
9:29 Tue Aug 27
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Cunts
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Northern Sold
9:28 Tue Aug 27
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On the PISS
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Northern Sold
9:28 Tue Aug 27
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Last time was about 30 years ago...coming back from a night on the post and my dickhead thought it would be laugh to jump on a big Harley outside this house...only thing is he toppled it over and dominoed about 3 bikes beside it...I swear a whole hell's angel chapter emptied from this house... anyway I had Borg elites on those smelly counts were never gonna catch me
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Too Much Too Young
9:17 Tue Aug 27
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Around 1980, aged 13.
Just after banging the fuck out the huge outdoor bell they have at the Farnborough Abbey.
Chased across a cow field by a bunch of Monks and some od the herd...proper legging through cow pats. The monks had also called the old bill and we could hear the sirens getting nearer.
Got away though, as you do.
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Golden Oldie
12:13 Mon Aug 26
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Leonard It wasn't a link to that brilliant thread you started where you pretended you were going to Auschwitz around the time of the Iran 'crisis', if that's what your asking.
However your inability to open the link perhaps is testimony to my original point, there's nothing wrong with the link I gave, but I've added the 1st page addendum to the URL so you can pretend you can't see that also http://www.westhamonline.net/forum_flat.php?9317009||1||
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GBHammer63
10:10 Mon Aug 26
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Went to see family near Birmingham yesterday, came back fast. Does that count?
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lowermarshhammer
12:36 Mon Aug 26
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1995
Walking along a rural road leading out of the town in Mildura in Australia. Walked past a farmhouse. Alsatian came out barking and made it obvious it wanted a piece of me, probably did something like a 45 second 300 metres.
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Woden
3:23 Sun Aug 25
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Call yourself West Ham? !!!!! NEVER !!!!!
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Leonard Hatred
3:14 Sun Aug 25
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I can't open that link.
Let me take a wild guess...is it something to do with Jews?
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Golden Oldie
2:04 Sun Aug 25
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More like this thread http://www.westhamonline.net/forum_flat.php?9317009
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joyo
3:22 Sat Aug 24
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This thread
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yngwies Cat
1:47 Sat Aug 24
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Got chased by a load of skins and mods down Carnaby Street in the early 80s. Had to hide in Boots. Think they were trying to recreate the mod v rocker things. The skins just wanted to kill us.
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El Scorchio
1:34 Sat Aug 24
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Marriage. In 2016.
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Darby_
1:33 Sat Aug 24
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I can't remember running away from anything, but I have swum away from something. A turtle that kept swimming towards me for no apparent reason.
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13 Brentford Rd
1:12 Sat Aug 24
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AG AG though it was 5 years before Moscow.
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Hammer and Pickle
12:16 Sat Aug 24
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When Brentz was over in the 90s, he went back in time and played some acid jazz to the Politburo in the Kremlin. That was when Brezhnev and Co really knew the game was up...
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Gavros
11:40 Sat Aug 24
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Maybe they were sent by Putin to get one back on the cunt that had infected the soviet union with acid jazz?
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