Far Cough 10:37 Sun Dec 8
Derek and Clive
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CUNT
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BRANDED
4:17 Mon Dec 9
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He 'it me
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ted fenton
4:11 Mon Dec 9
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I still have the original vinyl was funny back in the day.
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Razzle
4:11 Mon Dec 9
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I knew a lady from Amsterdam, she filled up cunt up full of clam, she was a very stupid fucking Dutch bitch
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Sir Alf
3:34 Mon Dec 9
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"I'm not going change your sheets anymore Mr Hastings"
and the telephone call with Colin. A couple of my favs.
Also the songs from Cook:
"Dutch Bi*tch" and "Oh Flo I love you so"
Comedy gold.!
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Far Cough
3:31 Mon Dec 9
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Hello Colin is funny as fuck
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Come On You Irons
3:29 Mon Dec 9
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For me, the "I saw this bloke the other day" conversation/skit remains the funniest thing I have ever heard. I never fail to laugh out loud whenever I listen to it. Comedy gold.
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Dan M
12:56 Mon Dec 9
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Just to clarify - that was the ONLY time a teacher ever asked me not to tell my parents about something.
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Dan M
12:56 Mon Dec 9
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Loved these albums when I was a teenager. Got one from a mate and after our geography teacher caught us quoting lines from it he lent us the other two (after promising we wouldn't tell our parents or any other teachers).
As much as they occasionally get quoted now amongst mates (and I have a habit of saying "you join us in Zurich for the World Coughing Championship" rather than helping if my kids have a coughing fit) I couldn't imagine actually sitting down and listening to them in their entirety.
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Sydney_Iron
11:59 Mon Dec 9
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Basically, she suffered from what was known in the medical trade as 'lobsters-up-the-arsehole'.
Lobsterisimus Bummakisimus
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violator
11:41 Mon Dec 9
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I saw this bloke the other day..
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Noah
11:35 Mon Dec 9
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You’ve tested me in the past!
So I put my dirty great hobnail boots on and kicked her cunt in!
I said Dolly, will you take a photograph of that?
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punter
8:08 Mon Dec 9
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whales lying around sucking plank-ton
they dont like being wanked on
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chim chim cha boo
5:21 Mon Dec 9
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Did you see that dead Pope the other day?
Didn't half give me the fucking horn.
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Sydney_Iron
4:54 Mon Dec 9
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Jump! You fucker, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck -
There was no blanket
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y2smif
1:35 Mon Dec 9
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All the brasso has come out and gone all over your botty
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Any Old Iron
1:16 Mon Dec 9
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Derek and Clive Live was great, and a lot of it still makes me laugh all these years later, but the second and third albums were shite.
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zebthecat
12:31 Mon Dec 9
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And as they race to the line it's Vagina being pressed by The Prick, with The Poof making rapid progress, trying to squeeze in between Buttocks and the rail.
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