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Alfs 4:53 Wed Dec 18
Christmas pleasures
Apart from the odd packet of peanuts down the pub, I never eat nuts. But come Christmas there is something very satisfying in buying them in their shells, getting a really good nut cracker and getting to work.

My missus doesn't get this. "Why buy them in the shells when you can buy them without the shells" she scream as she thinks of all of the hoovering that will inevitably follow.

I've thought about this and I think it's because as a kid, at the bottom of my Christmas stocking, there would always be some walnuts and a tangerine. Or an 'easy peeler' as they're marketed now.

Okay, they were walnuts - but they were MY walnuts - and as a seven year old that gives you a certain amount of empowerment. For the first time in my life I had my own walnuts, along with the power to crack them at any time I wished - no permission needed!

Yours?

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Cheezey Bell-End 3:06 Thu Dec 19
Re: Christmas pleasures
I usually go for a wander to find somewhere open and go home with a pizza.

Hello Mrs. Jones 2:59 Thu Dec 19
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Pickled walnuts with stilton. Marriage made in heaven

my left foot 10:22 Thu Dec 19
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I was hoping (as It is Christmas) that this thread was going to be one of those semi-naked page 3 esque type threads that we used to see on here, oh well.....

Block 9:25 Thu Dec 19
Re: Christmas pleasures
Jesus, Bruuuno.

Russ of the BML 9:23 Thu Dec 19
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bruuuno 1:56 Thu Dec 19

This thread was all xmassy and you went abd brought drugs into it! ;o)

bruuuno 1:56 Thu Dec 19
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Going for a late night walk and spliff about midnight when there isnt a soul around and you’ve been indoors all day.. best part of it for me =)

Alfs 1:45 Thu Dec 19
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Turkey dripping on toast.

Beef dripping on toast.

bruuuno 1:09 Thu Dec 19
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Coffee 11:09 Wed Dec 18
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And that smell of satsumas... another Christmas ingredient.

If you take the peel and give it a good squeeze, more of the oils and aromas come out.


No shit! Mong

The old c wing 12:45 Thu Dec 19
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Cheese Boards.

If you don't like cheese, your probably a nonce.

gph 12:20 Thu Dec 19
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Free wine.

Tastes better than paid-for wine. Why can't work be like this every day of the year?

Cheezey Bell-End 10:35 Wed Dec 18
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I meant I wash the nuts.. Kind of ruined the joke...

Cheezey Bell-End 10:10 Wed Dec 18
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I always wash them before I do it.

Darlo Debs 9:58 Wed Dec 18
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Surely a nutcracker would be mote hygenic?

Cheezey Bell-End 9:49 Wed Dec 18
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I can crack walnuts with my arse cheeks.

riosleftsock 9:37 Wed Dec 18
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Neil Shipperley enjoyed his a bit early this year

Roeder-nowhere 9:29 Wed Dec 18
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Freud would have a field day! Empowered by your nuts and cracking off! 😂

Darlo Debs 9:22 Wed Dec 18
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Northen i.only have Xmas day off. Am.working over New years too.

My Xmas pleasure is eating quality street for breakfast and playing stupid games with my kids.

gph 9:16 Wed Dec 18
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Free wine.

Need to not be discovered under my desk in the morning...

David L 7:09 Wed Dec 18
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Looking forward to demolishing the tin of honey roast cashews. Poo colour back to normal in about 5 days

violator 5:28 Wed Dec 18
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Wizard Of Oz

ChillTheKeel 5:22 Wed Dec 18
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BeauLarkyBuff 4:17

Yep. The Albert Finney version is the best for me though.

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