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Alfie 12:52 Sat Dec 28
New years honours just announced
There have been some really touching & well deserved honours handed down this year by The Guvnor HM.

I feel a bit teary and humbled about the pleasantry of it all - the thought that people living such plebby sedentary lives might be recognised by such gilded eyes. It's humbling:



Morph - for services to plasticine. MBE ( morph of british england)

Spit the dog - DGS - Dog Gobbing Services.long service clasp.

Mel Gibson - ACPS - Australian Commonwealth Pissed Up Swearing Medallion

Comrade Jeremiah Corbyn - WPACCR ribbon - worst politician any cunt can remember ribbon with red star embellishment

Worzel Gummidge - HCG CGAF - head changing guvnor - Couldnt Give A Fuck certificate

+ loads of others. How lovely.

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ChillTheKeel 10:22 Sat Dec 28
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Has anyone told this helmet that he isn't funny yet?

Eerie Descent 9:35 Sat Dec 28
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Fight the tears back, Chim.

chim chim cha boo 5:30 Sat Dec 28
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Well I must admit that I would like to shout at him like a nasty adult.

Fucking waste of oxygen that adds absolutely fuck all to this site and probably every other of his interactions with normal human beings. Or animals.

Alfie 3:02 Sat Dec 28
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Eerie - I can help you.

I like you sir so if you like i will hold your hand. I can help you to read - write - wash yourself and just sort of function in normal life.

I know you are a trier and that you have the spunk to do it. I am really kind and a guide to the life times for you and a role model for you - i am willing to ignore the odd things you have done to animals.

Just come with me bruv i can help you and promise not to shout at you like the nasty adults have done before.

Seeyou in a while Eeyrie.

Eerie Descent 2:50 Sat Dec 28
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Get over yourself ffs

chim chim cha boo 2:44 Sat Dec 28
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Eerie Descent 12:53 Sat Dec 28

I know it's the season of goodwill to all men and all that but for you I'll make an exception.

isca hammer 2:41 Sat Dec 28
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I thought Martin Riggs was a sweaty?

Alfie 2:24 Sat Dec 28
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Mel Gibson holds the English & Jewish in equal disdain. In fairness though he was pissed & on poppers when he had his rant.

Cheezey Bell-End 2:06 Sat Dec 28
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Mel Gibson holds US and Irish passports.

gph 1:17 Sat Dec 28
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New Year's EVE honours go to whoever drinks the most.

Sven Roeder 1:09 Sat Dec 28
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Prince Andrew has been appointed King In Waiting
Will be taking over once QE2 karks it
Well deserved promotion

Jaan Kenbrovin 1:05 Sat Dec 28
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Bit gutted for Stormzy.

Hammer and Pickle 12:57 Sat Dec 28
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Alfie is already Order of the Garter.

Alfie 12:53 Sat Dec 28
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Diane Abbott - yellow diving ribbon for a 2 foot descent in full pyjamas. So deserved.

Eerie Descent 12:53 Sat Dec 28
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You clearly won't be getting one for your contribution to comedy.





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