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BRANDED 9:12 Fri Jan 24
Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Sexual peeling.

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor-4-U cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection,” Gill told the Sun. Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.

A person with a banana allergy is more likely to be allergic to other substances such as latex or other fruits and vegetables,” she said. “So if you’re allergic to latex condoms you may also be allergic to banana skins.”

Gill’s not the only naysayer. One Reddit user recounted a harrowing, cautionary tale where he used a banana skin to masturbate and allegedly ended up “falling in the mess I made, hit my head on the toilet and barely lived to tell the tale.”

However, supporters of the organic orgasm inducer feel it’s too good to pass up. Subscribers to JackInWorld, the self-proclaimed “Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource,” gave the “banana man” 4.5 out of 5 stars with 359 votes cast so far. The site also provides a tutorial on how to perform the act and even advised warming the peel for added effect.

Commenters seconded these sentiments: “I have used the banana skin technique occasionally for many years (I’m now 78),” said one banana skin supporter. “The bigger the banana the better,” added another.

Banana peels aren’t the first unconventional items employed by pleasure-seekers. This past November, gynecologists warned women not to masturbate with electric toothbrushes because it “could cause trauma to the delicate vulval area.”

NEW YORK POST

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joyo 11:44 Mon Jan 27
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
I can imagine snide getting stuck in a 70 year old woman after spiking her drink... He likes them old

Side of Ham 9:43 Mon Jan 27
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
I suppose we should be grateful Pwiss pants follows Hot Marta and she’s of an age to brush him off as a sad old sleaze bag....


....and what sort of cunt uses the word ‘frig’ it’s like the wanker is stuck in the 70’s.

Swiss. 8:39 Mon Jan 27
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Well that shut her up.

Swiss. 8:29 Mon Jan 27
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Shut up Snide you old hag.

Do you frig yourself over Johnson?

Side of Ham 8:22 Mon Jan 27
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Pwiss pants only you would have the ego to send that letter to FHM about yourself and brag about subscribing to it........

.....you'll be off to sleaze & clammy sweat over Hot Marta now.....

Swiss. 8:17 Mon Jan 27
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Anyway that will stain your biack if you don't wash it off properly. But then...............

Swiss. 8:16 Mon Jan 27
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
I remember a piece in FHM about the guy who used a corby trouser press to get off on. Decided one day to add some moisture to get an even better sensation and electricuted himself.

Was probably Snide. Oh no Snide's a woman.

Noah 7:20 Mon Jan 27
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
You’d have to be FUCKING BANANAS to do this.

D.B Cooper 3:24 Sun Jan 26
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Can you use a plantain? Those big black fuckers Mr Patel would sell outside of East Ham station.

joyo 12:33 Sat Jan 25
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
AIDS... Can turn an old fruit into a vegetable
So beware Sleazy Bell End next time you shag ya brass wife

Side of Ham 11:07 Sat Jan 25
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
There’s a fruit made for this.....

MANGOO

Browno22 10:25 Sat Jan 25
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gank 1:08 Sat Jan 25

But what the fuck has that got to do with west ham?

Alfs 3:56 Sat Jan 25
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This is why I'll only fuck a Bramley, a good British fruit. You never know what you're going to catch with those exotic types.

A mate of mine got crabs from fucking a Kiwi. Let that be a lesson to you all.

Cheezey Bell-End 2:51 Sat Jan 25
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Joyo prefers to fuck a stoned olive.

BRANDED 1:20 Sat Jan 25
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Gammon sucks old bananas out

gank 1:08 Sat Jan 25
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
I like seeing Joyo post on here.

Capitol Man 12:38 Sat Jan 25
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Side of Ham 12:29 Sat Jan 25
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Tell you what snide, what don’t you just endlessly repeat the same shit lines that weren’t funny the first time around.

joyo 12:34 Sat Jan 25
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Snide is it true that you find the hardest part eating a vegetable is putting her back in the wheelchair?

Side of Ham 12:29 Sat Jan 25
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
...and then a Mong joins in......

Side of Ham 12:28 Sat Jan 25
Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
...yep, it's why you are called BRAINDEAD on here......

Capitol Man 12:26 Sat Jan 25
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Still, at least you are not some weirdo stalker.

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