WHO Poll
Q: 2020/2021 Where will we finish up this season?
a. Top Four, Champions League here we come
7%
  
b. 5th-7th Europa League is well within our grasp
1%
  
c. 8th to 14th anywhere in mid table is about right
12%
  
d. We're in a dog fight before a ball has been kicked and we'll do well to finish 17th or just above
38%
  
e. GSB have derailed our season before a ball has been kicked, the Championship beckons
42%
  



Bishopsfinger 12:23 Tue Mar 31
What is something about yourself..
that sounds made up but is 100% real?

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Peckham 5:42 Thu Apr 2
Tell us a funny memorable sexual conquest
(nt)

Bungo 5:21 Thu Apr 2
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lowermarshhammer 8:57 Wed Apr 1

Bruce Dickinson once asked me for a lift to the Hogarth Roundabout.

His wife (at the time) clearly didn't fancy our Mini and wouldn't let him get in our car.

smasher. 5:04 Thu Apr 2
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She wasn't anything fucking special, can't even spell her name.

smasher. 5:03 Thu Apr 2
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Stabbed Bianca Gascogne on holiday in Marrakech

Alfs 4:51 Thu Apr 2
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I shagged Sian Addey Jones and broke her heart, according to her 'Exclusive' Sunday People article, detailing very accurate facts about my life.

I wish it were true, but alas it wasn't. I'd never even met her.

I have an idea of who it was, a mate of mine who tragically died in his early 30s and on the rise as an actor.

gank 2:33 Thu Apr 2
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Sitting around getting pissed up on Jackson's Fields in Rochester, a goofy Little bird called Kelly Parsons came up and asked me out. I told her to fuck off. She went on to be international superstar model Kelly Brook.

What a cunt!

isca hammer 2:10 Thu Apr 2
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I once marched past Buckingham Palace,up the mall, birdcage walk and all that, Horseguards Parade and all.................in stockings and heels.



1985...........different times

joe royal 1:54 Thu Apr 2
Re: What is something about yourself..
I was on style challenge in the late 90’s.

John Leslie was the host.

zebthecat 1:31 Thu Apr 2
Re: What is something about yourself..
I asked Claire Grogan for a date and she said yes.

the exile 1:17 Thu Apr 2
Re: What is something about yourself..
I once appeared on TV as a character called Albert Square.

lowermarshhammer 11:43 Wed Apr 1
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I stole Shane MacGowan's drink out of his hand and necked it in one in front of him. Probably 1987.

Not surprisingly he told me to fuck off and I did with the empty glass which for some unknown reason I had for a few years afterwards.

Haz 10:29 Wed Apr 1
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Me and a mate of mine were shining windows in downtown Sydney back in the day. We were working on this particular building and each floor had a ledge of around 3 foot that ran right around the building.

Now, in order to give the health and safety bods the slip, we'd arrive at 5 am and run the ledges. You'd make a fuckin fortune doing it that way. Anyhow, this one morning, were were out with the squeeges at around 6am when peering thru the window on the 17th floor, we saw this famous tv presenter giving this bird a right good seeing to over his desk. Naturally we watched, and once he hit the old vinegar stroke, we knocked on the glass to inform the two of them of our presence!

Shocked was not the word! Seeing these two spotty Herbert's outside grinning and giving him the thumbs up. . .

lowermarshhammer 8:57 Wed Apr 1
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I told Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden to fuck off and he fucked off.

Far East Hammer 7:42 Wed Apr 1
Re: What is something about yourself..
A few:

Fact #1:
I was the first tertiary student in England or Wales up before the bailiffs for non-payment of the poll tax (charges brought by the Labour-run council in Gateshead)

Fact #2:
I was at the first Nirvana gig east of the Atlantic. They were second on the bill. And Kurt came up to me at the gig but I brushed him off, as I was getting the beers back to the bird I was with. Had I known how that relationship would end a month later, I'd gladly have given Kurt her beer and chatted to him instead.

Fact #3:
I smoked some weed off of Chris Evans along with a headless Frank Sidebottom (when Evans was Frank's annoying driver rather than being an annoying personality in his own right)

Northern Sold 7:39 Wed Apr 1
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I got a million MATES

Tomsdad 5:58 Wed Apr 1
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ChillTheKeel 11:59 Tue Mar 31

Please elaborate?

Moncurs Putting Iron 5:18 Wed Apr 1
Re: What is something about yourself..
Been arrested and spend morning in the cells.

norwaytips 5:03 Wed Apr 1
Re: What is something about yourself..
I dated Sandie Shaw and I sang ‘Over the Rainbow’, with Judy Garland, in the Rising Sun, Bethnal Green.

Swiss. 3:28 Wed Apr 1
Re: What is something about yourself..
I shagged Miss Sweden 2003 Helena Stenbäck in 2005.after I met her in Cafe Opera.

And of course.............

Mike Oxsaw 3:16 Wed Apr 1
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Tomshardware 12:06 Wed Apr 1

Trimmed, but no Brazilian.

The_Phantom 12:42 Wed Apr 1
Re: What is something about yourself..
I love wearing crocs

There, I’ve said it

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