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Wilko Johnson 12:31 Fri Feb 12
Divan Bed question
A divan bed with the divan base, mattress and headboard all made by the same brand. The mattress is pushed up to the headboard but the mattress slightly overhangs the end of the bed. Without a headboard it would fit perfectly on the divan base. Is it normal and satisfactory for a mattress to overhang the divan base due to the headboard encroaching on the divan base?

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MaryMillingtonsGhost 9:48 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Nurse Ratched 4:43

Really Nurse? Thought his response, compared to some of his classic put-downs, was extremely mild.
Must be getting soft and cuddly in his old age 😉

geoffpikey 9:08 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
I wasn't even joking. Apparently.

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/housekeeping/3933490-Idiots-guide-to-bed-headboards

Fill yer boots, Wilko. Don't bump your head!

Nurse Ratched 8:59 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Only the one cup?

Little Lord Fontleroy over there...

Too Much Too Young 8:55 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah

Razzman 8:43 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Night night

lincslink 8:20 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Try the headboard the other end.

icwhs 8:01 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
No one gives a shit Wilko

Too Much Too Young 8:01 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Straw!

That's fucking luxury.

Alfs 7:36 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Sleep on straw like the rest of us, you posh cunt.

geoffpikey 7:27 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
That's good to know. Maybe we can assemble a goalscorer from environmentally-friendly white vinegar and lemon juice?

pulhampete 7:24 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Geoffpikey

Apparently Mumsnet are discussing why we didn't sign a striker in January.

geoffpikey 7:21 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Mumsnet must be questioning their very existence.

Chigwell 7:17 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
It's Health and Safety. If the mattress overhangs the base you can't bash your shins into the base while stumbling around in the night. Bet you never thought of that.

Hammer and Pickle 5:57 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Well it is about a problematic board.

Sorry.

Nurse Ratched 4:43 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
*reads gank's post*



I was not disappointed.

gank 4:37 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Mother of God there can hardly be any remaining subjects left to discuss on here

Therefore entire sites devoted to general discussion, yet people like this prick asks about a bed on a West Ham website.

It's like he spent a few days going through the history of WHO trying to work out if there was anything never discussed and this was all he could come up with.

Russ of the BML 4:21 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
I have asked for 'tech' help on here before but this is a new low.

gph 4:18 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Procrustes had it easy.

(Unlike his guests)

Moncurs Putting Iron 2:24 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Just like my dreams my mattress overhangs.

Iron Duke 2:20 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Surely the headboard would hang on the outside of the base. Then the mattress would not overhang.

And this has fuck all to do with West Ham.

Wilko Johnson 1:55 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Alan 1:15 Fri Feb 12

Thanks Alan, looks like the headboard might not fit in the two holes in the divan base if it's raised to fit just over the mattress. I'll contact the firm who I bought the bed from, they've got good customer care. Just strikes me as odd that this issue exists on a purpose built bed!?

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