WHO Poll
Q: 2021/22 What competition should we prioritise this season?
a. The league is our bread & butter, so this year let's have a club sandwich
24%
  
b. We're owed an FA Cup after Gerrard nicked our last one in 06, our name's on it in 22
9%
  
c. A bye to the League Cup 3rd round gives us a good start, let's make it count
5%
  
d. The Europa is our best ticket to the Champions League, this is the one
37%
  
e. What's wrong with you, let's do the lot, has the quadruple ever been done
25%
  



Crassus 4:24 Sun Jul 25
Rooney
Fucked

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toadinthehole 6:25 Mon Jul 26
Re: Rooney
Isn't this the 4th or 5th time he's been caught with strippers (which got leaked on the news)

Coleen could have taken the kids and left after the umpteenth time but she's still with him which means she's probably calling the hookers for him by now.

Eerie Descent 10:15 Mon Jul 26
Re: Rooney
He's worth in excess of £100mil, Miike.

I reckon it's closer to unlimited than 99.9% of the rest of the human race will get.

Takashi Miike 10:11 Mon Jul 26
Re: Rooney
it's not really unlimited is it, especially when colleen takes over half of it, if & when she bins the cunt

Manuel 4:05 Mon Jul 26
Re: Rooney
As ED says, Rooney is laughing and won't have a care in the world (apart from possible family issues) for the rest of his life. He is the complete opposite of fucked.

mashed in maryland 9:56 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
Spoze.

Nurse Ratched 9:55 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
Whose? North Korea's?

Eerie Descent 9:54 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
Because he can.

Imagine managing a football club of that size? Must be the bollocks.

the exile 9:54 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
Nurse - you ever thought of getting a job in the Diplomatic Service?

mashed in maryland 9:52 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
Don't really disagree ED but.... if you could wake up and do whatever you wanted and could play life on god mode etc....why the fuck would you choose to manage Derby County?

Eerie Descent 9:48 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
I bet the geezer wakes up every single day as happy as Larry.

Imagine being in a position, if you choose to, to do whatever the fuck you wanted, on any given day, and an unlimited amount of cash.

Nurse Ratched 9:36 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
Lee

Maybe she doesn't like playing downfield.

Bishopsfinger 9:33 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
He looks miserable in his marriage, he’s been lumbered with her from an early age and I think Nurse has it about right. She had a great life out of it but sometimes it’s easy to stay together than split. It happens to a lot of couples but they don’t get humiliated in the public eye.

Lee Trundle 9:30 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
"if sex is even her thing"

If it was, then I'd highly doubt he'd be doing this.

ak37 9:29 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
I reckon he’d be a little bit jealous, the bloke can’t read or write.

Eerie Descent 9:26 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
ak37 9:12 Sun Jul 25

Yeah, poor sod, he's had a real hard slog in life.

I bet he's well jealous of us plebs posting on WHO.

Side of Ham 9:24 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
They’d likely be accused of getting the woman pissed….

Sven Roeder 9:23 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
Rooney was an exceptional player at 18. Probably at his peak at the 2004 Euro's before he was injured.

He married Coleen when he was 23. On the Italian Riviera before releasing DOVES from a basket. None of that sounds like his choice.

Managed to steer a Derby side into a position where they could have been relegated on the last day. SHOULD have had a points deduction to achieve that but because they were Derby I suspect little Wycombe got shafted.
Mrs Rooney has two choices -
Taking the kids and all his money
Stick with him tp maintain her social media career..... Adam Johnson's girlfriend has when he has been released from Paedo Prison so anything is possible

ak37 9:20 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
Imagine the outrage if it was some high profile bird who got drunk, went back to some blokes room, fell asleep and the blokes took selfies of their arses next to her face.

Side of Ham 9:14 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
Yep that’s the one AK…..

ak37 9:12 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
I feel sorry for the bloke.
Married a munter, terrible manager and he must of spent hundreds of thousands on hair transplants that have all failed.

yngwies Cat 9:05 Sun Jul 25
Re: Rooney
Switched to Grand children now as opposed to Grannies

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