WHO Poll
Q: 2021/22 What competition should we prioritise this season?
a. The league is our bread & butter, so this year let's have a club sandwich
25%
  
b. We're owed an FA Cup after Gerrard nicked our last one in 06, our name's on it in 22
9%
  
c. A bye to the League Cup 3rd round gives us a good start, let's make it count
6%
  
d. The Europa is our best ticket to the Champions League, this is the one
37%
  
e. What's wrong with you, let's do the lot, has the quadruple ever been done
24%
  



Leonard Hatred 9:58 Fri Nov 12
"Can I have your shirt please?"
Fucking grips my shit, that does.

Throw them out.

CUNTS.

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Hermit Road 3:18 Sat Nov 13
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
I favour a system where the seats near the tunnels have just enough explosive to blow up one human and are automatically activated any time someone in those seats asks for a shirt.

13 Brentford Rd 2:54 Sat Nov 13
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
I must have met Pentonville back in the day.

⚒️ 2:50 Sat Nov 13
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
Pentonville,

Why does every story of yours revolve around drugs?

13 Brentford Rd 2:48 Sat Nov 13
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
Pentonville 😁

Hammer and Pickle 1:41 Sat Nov 13
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
Pentonville 11:54 Sat Nov 13

Great story

Coffee 1:14 Sat Nov 13
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
Groundskeeper?

Alan 1:12 Sat Nov 13
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Someone on the radio said he'd seen a sign saying "Groundskeeper, can I have your lawnmower, please?"

Pentonville 11:54 Sat Nov 13
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
West Ham friendly at Bishops Stortford years ago circa 2002 maybe? David James in goal and he had to change shirt as it clashed and he put it inside the goal net.
In my pissed mind felt it was only right to run on pitch and take it.
I dived back in the crowd with mates behind the goal and he spent the rest of game calling me a cheeky cunt and asking for it back...

Literally seemed he was gonna clump me. I suppose he must have chilled by time final whistle came cos
After game he accosted me by clubhouse himself, dragged me in the dressing room and said "well u might aswell get it signed". Got everyone to sign it which was great. I had dropped a pill at half time and it came up around this time so I've walked out of the dressing room with a fully signed goalie top (good era of players) and I saw a bloke buy his daughter a orange juice and ask if she had enjoyed the day. I saw this and in my state of ecstasy, walked over and said here u go mate. Make her day special and gave her the shirt.

Idiot. Pilled up idiot. If anyone here has it, urm...can I have my shirt back please 🤣🤣

chim chim cha boo 5:11 Sat Nov 13
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I have to say those cardboard signs begging for a players shirt make me cringe too.

I hope that no player seeing that sign never gives the kid their shirt, the poncing little bastards.

Diopp gave his shirt to a little girl sat about five rows in front of me a couple of weeks ago and she was so happy that she burst out in tears. After his interview he went back to her and posed with her and anyone around who wanted a picture. As a man, he's a class act.

gph 4:19 Sat Nov 13
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I'd take Harry Kane's shirt.

So long as it came with the wages and the opportunity to fuck up Tottenham for a couple of weeks.

yngwies Cat 4:15 Sat Nov 13
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Dad, Why do I have to hold up your cardboard sign.

Because I'm cunt.

bigfrank 12:33 Sat Nov 13
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
Might take a sign tona womens game and ask for Adriana Leons shirt

Sven Roeder 11:36 Fri Nov 12
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
I think its quite amusing that Kane scores a first half hat-trick after not having a shot on target for Spurs in the Premier league for weeks.

Lily Hammer 10:51 Fri Nov 12
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
Henderson’s been immense, to be fair. I expect to read loads of non West Ham blaming Rice for us not being 5-0 up at half time in all the other games.

Iron Duke 10:43 Fri Nov 12
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Huffers?

mashed in maryland 10:42 Fri Nov 12
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Did not know that Harry Kane had scored 39 goals (well, 36 before this) for England

Reckon this game could go to double figures, unless England sit back too much

Far Cough 10:07 Fri Nov 12
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2-0

Far Cough 10:05 Fri Nov 12
Re: "Can I have your shirt please?"
Who'd want Kane's shirt anyway?





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