Steady 1:45 Sun Nov 21
West Ham fans - top of fart league
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West Ham United fans are trumping their rivals by doing the most farts.
More than 90% of Premier League supporters admit they can’t help letting rip through games because of their match-day diet of pies and beer – on top of a full English.
But Hammers fans, famous for their anthem I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles, come top of the league by owning up to 12 farts per match.
That’s double the average of six per game and puts them one clear of Newcastle United, in second place on 11.
Football news and streaming site 101greatgoals.com carried out the windy survey.
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zebthecat
10:42 Tue Nov 23
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Thomas SHITzlsperger
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Sir Alf
10:28 Tue Nov 23
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Its all making sense now.
https://www.footballfancast.com/west-ham-united-transfer-rumours/whufc-latest-team-news-striker-transfer-update-jonas-wind-copenhagen-david-moyes-newman-premier-league-gossip
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Sir Alf
7:42 Mon Nov 22
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I am ecstatic, beaming from ear to ear. At last we are being recognised for the "massive" farts we deliver consistently week in week out.
Hold your heads high with pride as you lift your bum cheek to let one rip this week lads. "We are top of the league, I said we are top of the league!!" Pffffff !!!
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Far Cough
6:18 Mon Nov 22
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That's nothing a bloke I know who was a notorious farter once cleared the whole left wing side of a Sunday football match, it made me gag it was fucking lethal
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scott_d
5:58 Mon Nov 22
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There's got the be a chant for this achievement as well?
We sold our soul, for this shithole ?
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Block
5:46 Mon Nov 22
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Steve POTTY
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PlaistowIron
5:45 Mon Nov 22
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Marco BOGriello RodFARTS
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Mattie Mulshun
5:40 Mon Nov 22
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JOBBY McAnuff
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Lee Trundle
5:36 Mon Nov 22
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I've just seen on Alan's newspaper thread that we've been linked to Jonas WIND today.
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Mattie Mulshun
5:29 Mon Nov 22
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Paul GOODARSE
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Lee Trundle
5:26 Mon Nov 22
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Timmy WIND Breacker
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Far Cough
5:06 Mon Nov 22
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Trunds, my old teacher used guff I think it's a RAF thing
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IsaacHock
5:02 Mon Nov 22
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ANDREX Yarmolenko
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Lee Trundle
4:57 Mon Nov 22
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One for HUFFERS
Ted GUFFton
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Far Cough
4:49 Mon Nov 22
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Well we've had John FARTson, how about his strike partner Paul SHITson
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Lee Trundle
4:43 Mon Nov 22
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Big John FARTson
(can't believe I'm the first with that one!)
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Pagey
4:41 Mon Nov 22
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Nigel KHAZI
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Lee Trundle
4:36 Mon Nov 22
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Andy STINKY
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zico
4:34 Mon Nov 22
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Tony Pottie
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Block
4:31 Mon Nov 22
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Alan TURDishley
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IsaacHock
4:29 Mon Nov 22
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Ken Brown-Tail
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