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BRANDED 5:49 Fri Dec 3
Bomb squad called to A&E after man gets WW2 shell stuck up his jacksie
The anonymous patient, who reportedly collected military memorabilia, “slipped and fell” on a projectile from World War Two.

As you do.

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gph 10:04 Sat Dec 4
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I've always wondered what bomb-ass-tic meant...


Sorry. But only for the Americanism.

Mike Oxsaw 7:32 Sat Dec 4
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Good thing he wasn't into collecting rusty chainsaws of early Canadian lumberjacks, then.

BRANDED 6:22 Sat Dec 4
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Chev

Quality

I’d have gone with ‘aaris but hey

chevy chase 6:20 Sat Dec 4
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Bumber Harris

Far Cough 6:18 Sat Dec 4
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Does my bomb look big in this


....he said

Nurse Ratched 6:15 Sat Dec 4
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Regrettably, I think we've found my level.

Far Cough 6:13 Sat Dec 4
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I think Ratched wins the internet with her post

Nurse Ratched 6:07 Sat Dec 4
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Branded, we had this conversation on here recently, didn't we? "I slipped over onto the bomb and it just went up my bottom..."
Would love to be a fly on the wall when they're trying to explain it to the medics.

BRANDED 5:59 Sat Dec 4
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Ok. So. He collects World War 2 stuff but shoves a bomb up his arse. Great excuse for getting very large dildo type things up your bomb but how long was this in the planning? Or did it take a particularly large shove to get one stuck? And really. Imagine THAT conversation.

Fucking love humans even if they are all over the place.

gph 5:53 Sat Dec 4
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Wait until someone gets a WWIII shell stuck up their jacksie...

balders 5:47 Sat Dec 4
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Surprised Brexit not been blamed

Nurse Ratched 5:39 Sat Dec 4
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I think we all agree that putting a bomb up one's arse would be bang out of ordure.

gph 5:24 Sat Dec 4
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I hope this isn't too incendary, but he could end up with a phospharse

Moncurs Putting Iron 5:12 Sat Dec 4
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Noah 1:01 Sat Dec 4

Now that's clever

Noah 1:01 Sat Dec 4
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OrdNONCE

BRANDED 9:38 Sat Dec 4
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Its alright. They called the BUM
squad.

Alfs 2:45 Sat Dec 4
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I was tempted to make a pun but Ratched's is unbeatable.

Bravo.

riosleftsock 1:20 Sat Dec 4
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This week

In Munich, British RAF bomb is disturbed, explodes injuring 4 German construction workers, military called out, area evacuated

In UK, British bloke shoves German bomb up his arse and gets it dealt with by a nurse.

1-0 again

Jasnik 11:59 Fri Dec 3
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Nurse Ratched 5:54 Fri Dec 3

excellent

BRANDED 10:09 Fri Dec 3
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RECTUM!!!

Yeah. Would of officer.

Dandy Lyon 9:53 Fri Dec 3
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Explosive diarrhoea

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