arsegrapes 2:32 Tue Jan 25
Suspicious looking deceased man turns up at post office to draw pension
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https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/carlow-ireland-dead-man-post-office-pension-gardai-b978210.html
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Nurse Ratched
9:25 Wed Jan 26
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Never mind what geep says. He is bound to contradict me. He is my nemesis. My mortal enemy.
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arsegrapes
1:34 Wed Jan 26
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Nurse Ratched 11:11 Tue Jan 25
Your thinking far too deep again. Geep gets it.
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Mike Oxsaw
12:30 Wed Jan 26
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Are we sure it wasn't a regular on here out with a couple of his latest squeezes?
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gph
12:20 Wed Jan 26
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Personally, I'm not surprised he looked suspicious.
Probably had an inkling what they were up to when he croaked.
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El Scorchio
11:32 Tue Jan 25
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Is this a sequel to weekend at Bernie’s?
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Nurse Ratched
11:11 Tue Jan 25
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But the deceased didn't disguise HIMSELF, did he? Yet you continue to malign him. Flipping hell, hope you don't end up writing MY obituary*
"Nurse Ratched was crossing the road when an out of control bus, its brakes having failed, sped downhill towards her. At the point of impact, Nurse Ratched made no effort to keep her corporeal disintegration tidy, and maliciously sprayed her blood and viscera over the windscreen of the bus. She further cost the local rate payers in excess of £27.00 for a shovel, mop, bucket and large bottle of bleach to clean the road"
*oBITCHery?
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arsegrapes
11:04 Tue Jan 25
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The fellas who took him to get his pension have said he was alive, but must have died on the way.
Peader was so frail and only weighed about six or seven stone so whenever he went out I would have to hold him up,’ he said.
Concerned workers are said to have asked whether Mr Doyle was OK, at which point the men are believed to have placed his body on the floor and claimed he was having a heart attack.
Police now believe Mr Doyle may have died up to three hours before the incident took place.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10438601/Irishman-dragged-dead-uncle-post-office-carries-coffin-funeral.html
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arsegrapes
10:58 Tue Jan 25
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Nurse no offence intended, but I thought the deceased would have seemed a tad suspicious being propped up either side with a woolly jumper pulled over his face and a hat on his head :-)
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Barty
9:19 Tue Jan 25
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lol
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Nurse Ratched
9:15 Tue Jan 25
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Bit harsh of the OP describing the dead fella of looking suspicious - it's not like HE was doing anything wrong...
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PwoperNaughtyButNot
8:42 Tue Jan 25
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They just wanted to get some money for a good couple of days booze up at the local steak restaurant. A weekend at Bernie’s inn
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Syd Puddefoot
10:46 Tue Jan 25
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There is a precedent.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8604663.stm
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Irish Hammer
3:10 Tue Jan 25
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The irony is over here they pay your pension into your bank account for 6 weeks after you die. Its a tradition to assist your next of kin pay for your funeral.
So these two lowlifes were getting fuck all anyways.
RIP the poor old boy
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Barty
2:38 Tue Jan 25
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Texas Iron has steeped to low this time
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