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Queens Fish Bar 10:14 Sat May 21
Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
I should just say, I don't believe in any of the sky fairy stories.

I have just taken delivery of a Triple Black 2022 R1250 GSA TE complete with Akro, and black touratech luggage.

The bluetooth headset in my helmet connects to the bike, my iPhone too. I can control it all from the handle bars.

Its my 4th GSA but this is the dogs danglies.

If I put the bike in Dynamic Pro mode, I can pull wheelies from standstill in 2nd gear!

I love a KTM, don't get me wrong, but its hard to beat the BMW thing = product and service.

With the BMW app, my iPhone is a data logger (data only stored on phone). I can even see lean angles and g force pulled on each ride.

At this rate, despite 7 hours riding today, I'm gonna be out early tomorrow.

And before you ask, its too new to go off road just yet. I've taken my last 3 on more than just green laning!

I've got a CRF250 if I wanna go dirt anyway.

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Chip Shop Charlie 4:51 Sun May 22
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
1970 Triumph Bonneville chopper, 170 kgs, kick start, open pipes. No unnecessary shit.

Hello Mrs. Jones 4:41 Sun May 22
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
bore off

legrandefromage 4:03 Sun May 22
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
All that on-board software (that you can never own) is all well and good until it is hacked by some Russian or a kid playing Pokemon

Swiss. 3:53 Sun May 22
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
Queens = Barry Sheen resurrected.

snakeyboy 11:16 Sun May 22
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
I have no idea what Queen is talking about but you have to respect a man who is passionate about something and excited to share his views.

Enjoy your bike pal

chim chim cha boo 5:07 Sun May 22
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
well done Queens, I get the excitement completely.

After my pushbike crash last year they are telling me at the trauma clinic that I will probably need a new hip and admitting my silly bike days are behind me had to sell my beautiful Aprilia Tuono V4R. Fuck I loved that bike.

I've been forced into riding something less sporty and sat on a Ducati Multistrada V4S in a dealership the other day and realised they'd kick a lot of sportsbikes up their arses.

Some of the new tech is unbelievable. After a lifetime of struggling to set up suspension the idea of a bike that weighs you, your pillion and luggage then sets up the active suspension is pretty mad.

So is active cruise control that locks into the vehicle in front on a motorway and slows down and speeds up when that vehicle accelerates or decelerates is pretty mad too. Blindside warning lights hidden in the mirrors is cool too.

All that, turn by turn satnav from your phone, heated grips and seat and 170BHP looks brilliant and I will go for a test ride once my pelvis and hip settle down.

...then I will ride the most stupid bike ever, the Triumph Rocket 3GT (both around the same price) and probably buy that! A 2.5ltr muscle cruiser with a few electronic bits and bobs to stop you killing yourself with a 0-60MPH of 2.7 seconds. Have a look at the triple black version - it's like looking into a black hole!

Ride safe Queens mate, ride lucky too. Remember, if you aren't living on the edge you are taking up too much room.

arsegrapes 2:17 Sun May 22
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
Dogs danglies maybe, but Zoltan's trump's that, he's got a helicopter and a Peruvian supermodel girlfriend ffs.

Alfs 2:07 Sun May 22
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
I had no idea that there was so much money to be made in fish 'n chips.

gph 1:22 Sun May 22
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
"If I put the bike in Dynamic Pro mode, I can pull wheelies from standstill in 2nd gear!"

Why would someone old enough to have discovered orgasms put an exclamation mark in that sentence?

White Pony 11:42 Sat May 21
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
This is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever read on here.

Possibly a new low.

Eerie Descent 10:25 Sat May 21
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
www.facebook.com

bruuuno 10:19 Sat May 21
Re: Oh my fucking god - Moore than a Zoltan
Data logger you say? Don’t come crying to us when you wake up in the night to some German bloke licking your feet





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