Leonard Hatred 11:22 Tue Aug 23
How come nobody sees UFOs anymore?
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Or FLASHERS, come to think of it.
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bruuuno
11:02 Wed Aug 24
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At a festival in 2019 we were walking back to our tents off our tits when me and my pals all clearly witnessed a UFO. For about five seconds we were all certain that we’d seen some kind of extraterrestrial object then remembered at the same time that drones were a thing.
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Helmut Shown
8:33 Wed Aug 24
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Is it because they have employed the Klingon cloaking device?
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Mike Oxsaw
7:57 Wed Aug 24
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"Everyone is looking at their phones.".
Except, apparently, ET.
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Mex Martillo
7:55 Wed Aug 24
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Everyone is looking at their phones.
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Mike Oxsaw
7:30 Wed Aug 24
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Mr. Spock only acknowledged silicon - not alcohol - based life forms.
Nursey may be out of luck.
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zico
7:27 Wed Aug 24
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Nurse Ratched 4:33 Wed Aug 24
Not the planet itself, just a lot of the human inhabitants on it!
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Nurse Ratched
6:28 Wed Aug 24
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Be that as it may, they can feck off and take their anal probes, their Space AIDS and Pickle with them.
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SDKFZ 222
6:27 Wed Aug 24
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Or grainy photos of Nessie.
Mobile phone cameras have ruined this particular cottage industry 😂
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Side of Ham
6:25 Wed Aug 24
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Sorry Nurse, but having a vast knowledge of Johnny Alien by watching the 1st series of Star Trek leads me to the logical conclusion that they may not even have a froat......Spock said Pickle was at the front of the queue when evolution was dishing out all the necks available......
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Nurse Ratched
5:54 Wed Aug 24
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Well it sounds like Johnny Alien is looking for a punch in the FROAT.
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Mike Oxsaw
5:53 Wed Aug 24
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Hope no starboard bows were involved.
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ted fenton
5:51 Wed Aug 24
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Well Clingon 1 have the earthlings got weapons of mass destruction ? said the Captain.
Yes Captain they do but they're all pointed at one another.
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Mike Oxsaw
5:30 Wed Aug 24
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Yeah!
Maybe they regard roast Robin as the perfect side dish to Hedgehog pie and coleslaw as the only acceptable form of foreplay.
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Side of Ham
4:59 Wed Aug 24
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Ahh but Nurse, your beautiful or interesting may not be the same for Johnny Alien.....
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Nurse Ratched
4:33 Wed Aug 24
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zico
What?? I challenge Johnny Alien to show me a more beautiful or interesting planet than Earth!
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zico
4:30 Wed Aug 24
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Maybe the aliens took one look at the place recently and decided they wouldn't be able to afford their energy bills!! Plus let's face it with all the crap that's going on I suspect planet earth isn't exactly inviting for any visitor!
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cholo
4:29 Wed Aug 24
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Good point, the hoaxers could've been aliens disguised in human skin but really are lizards underneath. After, they went back to leaving cryptic messages in corn fields in order to communicate with humans again....
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the exile
3:54 Wed Aug 24
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cholo - what if the hoaxers were hoaxing about being hoaxers?
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cholo
3:43 Wed Aug 24
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The lead singer of The Troggs, Regg Presley, spent a fortune researching corn circles believing they were messages from unearthly beings. Bet he felt a right cunt when the hoaxers came forward.
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Mike Oxsaw
3:33 Wed Aug 24
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I think Brexit has already been identified as the cause of all the ills and woes in the lives of the only people that really matter.
"Unidentified" seems, to me, to be a big fucking clue here...
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Side of Ham
3:29 Wed Aug 24
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I don't want to upset some of you on here but I think you should know tin foil is really expensive these days!
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