Coffee 3:09 Thu Oct 13
What do cats think about all day?
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They just sit there in one position staring into the middle distance. They move their head in response to a sound, then move it back to the original position. They might meow when they want to eat, then return to sedentary mode. Surely a cat's life must be the epitome of boredom?
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Razzman
6:57 Tue Oct 18
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Where's zooma at?
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Tomshardware
6:51 Tue Oct 18
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which garden they are going to shit in next.
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Nurse Ratched
6:12 Tue Oct 18
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Aalborg.
That's gneiss.
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zebthecat
6:06 Tue Oct 18
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Groan.
Given her volatile nature my cat is definitely igneous.
No idea whether my cat actually thinks about much at all. Her favourite pastime is staring into space in the garden maybe in the hope that a rodent will pass within reach.
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Aalborg Hammer
5:04 Tue Oct 18
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Talking of sedimentary (and in the wrong topic) I won a gravel sorting contest last week-I won it on aggregate
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tanman
3:55 Tue Oct 18
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Haha, sedentary, I didn't even notice the spell check.
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BRANDED
7:56 Fri Oct 14
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“I wonder what’s over there”
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MaryMillingtonsGhost
7:50 Fri Oct 14
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Has anyone been able to train a cat NOT to shit in it's neighbours garden yet? Dirty cunts do my swede in.
**spots neighbours cat, reloads air rifle**
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BBondsBootlaces
7:30 Fri Oct 14
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Larry @ No 10 is pretty busy. He's seen them come he's seen them go.
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Nurse Ratched
7:23 Fri Oct 14
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"The older one is now pretty sedimentary..."
That cat really rocks!
😁
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tanman
6:38 Fri Oct 14
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One of mine sleeps during the day but of a night goes out and about for hours jumping around on roofs and sheds having a great time. The older one is now pretty sedimentary but he still insists on going out at 4.00am every morning. Comes back around 6am to put his feet up before the evening when he again goes on a recky in the garden patrolling his manor. You can virtually set your clock by when he wakes me up.
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Mike Oxsaw
6:22 Fri Oct 14
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Wasn't Cayenne Pepper one of the dancers in Coyote Ugly?
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eusebiovic
4:39 Fri Oct 14
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That cunt who dusts their doorstep with Cayenne Pepper
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Mad Dog
3:53 Fri Oct 14
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Cats don't being in trophies or presents for their owners. They being in almost dead prey to say
"Oi you, you're shit at hunting, look I've done all the hard work for you, finish it off"
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Aalborg Hammer
3:37 Fri Oct 14
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For a cat owner manual see
https://simonscat.com/
'nuf said
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Chi-townHammer
3:35 Fri Oct 14
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IronsofC... apparently dogs give you 4 to 5 days...cats about 24 hours and start eating your face first!
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13 Brentford Rd
3:20 Fri Oct 14
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The cat episode in Love Death + Robots, a series of short animated films on Netflix explains it all.
The series is well worth a watch!
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Nurse Ratched
2:13 Fri Oct 14
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Arf! @ Mike Ox
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claret on my shirt
11:12 Fri Oct 14
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They sit there and think, i have 20 nice beds in this house, i get nice food and a fuss made out of me when i want it, i don't have to go to work and be bored shit less and work with cunts that i'd like torture slowly. I can stay in the warm all day if i want or go out and play and do cat things such as murder most things and not only get away with it but get congratulated for doing it. Cats are great animals
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Mike Oxsaw
9:58 Fri Oct 14
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"I wish we hadn't evolved. I could murder a zebra, me.".
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PwoperNaughtyButNot
9:35 Fri Oct 14
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dream of a team of Gary Breens
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