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Dave Boozle
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REALNAME - Boozle ley Don
AGE - 26
OCCUPATION - Accountant (when not on WHO)
HEROES - Konch, Julian Dicks, Giuliano Grazioli, marc_the_hammer for having given me the system.
PLACE - Rome, home of Totti, Di Canio and Amarena flavoured ice cream.
West Ham is too pricy. Go and watch your local team for much less, and you get the terraces / banter.
Best Rimmer lines in Red Dwarf:
R - What's that painting? It's rubbish
Lister - It's a mirror
R - It\'s my duty as a complete and utter bastard
R - (After finding out that lister lost his virginity on a golf course at age 12)
12 years old! Then you couldn\'t have been a full member of the club.
R - (on his first sexual experience) 12 minutes. And that including the time it took to eat the pizza.
R- What\'s your name soldier?
Kryten - \"He\'s Gandhi sir, Mahatma Gandhi.
R - Well get him out of that damn nappy and into a uniform. What\'s the matter with you, have you no pride man, don\'t you want to win this war? Don't eyeball me Gandhi, get down on the floor and give me fifty. NOW!
R - (Kryten finds out he has 24 hours left to live) At least he gets 24 hours notice. That\'s more warning than most of us get... all most of us get is "mind that bus" "what bus "? Splat
R- (to mad scientist Langstrom) Well we know what to get you for Christmas, a double lobotomy and 10 rolls of rubber wallpaper
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User Posts:
Re: What are you starting to like less and less the older you get? (2022-09-24 00:27:32)
Re: Pablo Fornals - signed (2021-11-15 14:20:40)
Re: Pablo Fornals - signed (2021-11-15 13:19:00)
Re: Official Transfer rumours and gossip thread (2021-08-23 15:51:37)
Re: Sean Lock has told his last joke (2021-08-20 22:50:08)
Re: Best Covid Test (2021-08-18 15:00:35)
Re: Worst remakes of good films (2021-05-04 16:41:15)
Re: Good piece on Benrahmas performance etc (2021-05-04 16:38:51)
Re: Diop - can anybody tell me quite how he made it as a professional footballer? (2021-05-04 16:37:04)
Re: ⚽ Burnley v West Ham - Official Match Thread FT 1-2 (2021-05-04 11:10:51)
Re: Never to be heard of again West Ham XI (2020-12-23 23:42:44)
Re: Team for Leeds (2020-12-09 18:38:04)
Re: The Sheffield United Relegation Thread (2020-11-09 23:42:33)
Re: Premier League Winner 2020/21 (2020-10-27 15:08:02)
Re: Johnson (2020-10-04 11:47:19)
Re: Rice agrees personal terms with Chelsea (2020-09-26 00:07:48)
Re: West Ham Fantasy Premier League (2020-09-11 15:37:02)
Re: West Ham Fantasy Premier League (2020-09-11 11:51:17)
Re: Nazi memorabilia. (2020-08-13 14:26:44)
Re: Your West Ham highlight of the season. (2020-07-27 15:16:37)
Re: Coolest celebrity WH fan... (2020-07-25 00:30:45)
Re: David Moyes will have zero transfer budget C&P (2020-07-22 14:22:48)
Re: Popular holiday destinations that you've never been to and have no interest in visiting? (2020-07-19 15:50:52)
Re: '89' (2020-05-10 23:20:44)
Re: THE joke threads (part 5) (2020-03-19 16:50:59)
Re: La Celso (2020-02-22 21:30:27)
Re: THE joke threads (part 5) (2020-01-25 22:17:11)
Re: Obese People (2019-10-08 21:19:24)
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh. (2019-08-29 01:31:04)
Re: Fantasy Premier League (2019-08-19 23:16:43)
Re: Fantasy Premier League (2019-08-19 22:52:02)
Re: Fantasy Premier League (2019-07-26 17:49:00)
Re: Fantasy Premier League (2019-07-26 17:48:05)
Re: Fantasy Premier League (2019-07-26 13:39:46)
Re: Fantasy Premier League (2019-07-26 13:19:45)
Re: Fantasy Premier League (2019-07-26 13:06:45)
Re: Best first team as of now (2019-07-17 23:50:35)
Re: When your ex suddenly starts texting you... (2019-07-15 16:32:03)
Re: Panorama - BBC1 tonight at 9pm (2019-07-11 13:52:19)
Re: Women's World Cup 2019 (2019-07-06 23:56:29)
Re: Summer Transfer window rumours/discussion thread. (2019-06-16 16:40:34)
Re: Rik Mayall died five years ago today (2019-06-10 14:59:26)
Re: Any of you lovely people in Amsterdam tonight? (2019-06-10 14:58:25)
Re: ⚽ West Ham v Leicester - Official Match Thread (2019-04-20 22:21:05)
Re: The Masters 2019 (2019-04-07 23:23:41)
Re: westhamonline fantasy football (2019-01-20 21:52:36)
Re: VAR to be used next season (2018-12-28 10:28:07)
Re: Finding out you have a child you never knew about (2018-12-14 04:34:48)
Re: Finding out you have a child you never knew about (2018-12-14 04:08:26)
Re: Colin Wanker (2018-12-04 15:49:11)
Re: THE joke threads (part 5) (2018-11-30 15:24:07)
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