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LIKES

Malmo.
Swedish birds, blonde and blue-eyed.
U2

DISLIKES
Posters who say they support West Ham yet
Dont like
the owners
the manager
season ticket prices
half season ticket prices
sitting
standing
retractable seating
non-retractable seating
our current ground
moving to any other ground
moan when we are top of the league
moan about our style of play
Go to one match all season and then tell everybody how West ham should be run.
Posters telling made up stories, of how in their day they used to give a hiding to everybody
Ladies and Gentleman I give you Northern Old Fart aka moaning cunt, miserable fucker, boring bastard) the worlds biggest moaner.

Northern Sold. aka Done It all.. is not a relation of Know It all

Soldisms:
Gary Lineker told my wife to fuck off.
TRUTH: Sure he did Sold, since when has your missus ever managed to get a word in with anybody? when you never ever shut the fucck up.
POSTER. I need help with my sons homework on the sex life of a tsetse fly.
Sold. My mate used to breed them

Northern Sold 10:49 Wed Oct 24
Re: Battle of Britain hero dies aged 99
My Grandad flew in walrus flying boats in east Africa.... one mission they sighted a U Boat on te surface so depth charged it and blew it up... they celebrated long in the night and the navigator got a air horn and blew out my Grandads ear drum... was not allowed to fly after that
keep em coming soldy

Soldy and the spineless cat

Northern Sold 11:16 Wed Jan 9
Re: What sexual fantasy would you like to fulfill?
The Squirter I saw (From Sutton-SURREY) ex was apparently a fruit... wanted to hunt me down and slice me up...
I was game... for a while... the last time I spoke to her he had just popped round and snapped her kittens spine in half as she would not tell him where I lived....

I\\\'ll be honest... I thought fuck that and split

Russ of the BML 12:18 Wed Jan 9
Re: What sexual fantasy would you like to fulfill?
Northern Sold 11:16 Wed Jan 9

When you say \\\'He\\\' I assume you mean her boyfriend at the time?

And he split her kitten\\\'s spine? is that true? Fucking grim if it is.

Northern Sold 1:04 Wed Jan 9
Re: What sexual fantasy would you like to fulfill?
Russ of the BML 12:18 Wed Jan 9

It was her EX-Hubby that apparently could not live without her... all I remember was his name was Bob... he was a nut job...
and he snapped teh kittens spine in front of her as she would not give him my address/phone number etc... her mate (the girl she went away to majorca with...
where we met) had her front door kicked down whilst he was looking for evidence?? Proper fruit

Russ of the BML 4:33 Wed Jan 9
Re: What sexual fantasy would you like to fulfill?
Northern Sold 1:04 Wed Jan 9

Nice bloke he sounds. Fuck me. Snapping a kitten. Horrible cunt.

Northern Sold 5:00 Wed Jan 9
Re: What sexual fantasy would you like to fulfill?
Russ... yeah he did not sound the type of guy to have a fiendly pint with...
I saw her briefly a few months later for one night when she popped down Southend... I asked her about him and she said it had been sorted...
she asked me not to go into any more questioning... so we had wet sex once more and left it at that... with my spine still intact all these years later

Ive seen some cuntwallop on this site but this takes some beating

Old sold has finally lost the plot or he is a lying cunt