Nathan Barley strides down Oxford street in a \\\'All Your Base Are Belong To Us\\\' t-shirt, sucking in his cheeks in nonchalantly puffing his chest out, a bit like a peacock might if it turned into a human and had its brain replaced by a big ball of shit.
*Do you understand all these references to \\\"\\\'All Your Base Are Belong To Us\\\"? Are you feeling a bit ignorant and left out? Jesus, this fad\\\'s already passe. You\\\'d better catch up. Next week it\\\'ll be something else -- websites with pictures of snails balancing on cat\\\'s dicks or something, and where will you be then? I\\\'ll tell you where -- sitting in Castle Slowpoke, forwarding the \\\"\\\'All Your Base Are Belong To Us\\\" URL on to people who saw it last fucking week, you shit loser cunt. The Kilroy team would like to speak to you: call now on 002074621