We've signed some absolute gash over the years, but I think this lad could well turn out to be Peak Gashness. I know it's only three games in, and he may well prove me wrong, but my assessment of him is he's got no pace, no technique and no heading ability. People are lauding him for running around ...

Their midfield is going to rip us apart....0-3 - a moral victory!

Who remembers David Kelly circa '89?

Highly sought after at the time, but all I can recall of him is that he couldn't kick a ball without falling over...just weird and, needless to say, sh*t

I've seen some woeful performances over the years, but nothing 'tops' the sheer awfulness of Monday night.

Anything remotely resembling that and it's a certain defeat, and scrabbling about for the remainder of the season to get to 12 pts...come on, we can 'beat' Derby 

 

I recently watched 'Sisu', an absolutely bonkers Finnish WW2 film; the main lead makes Rambo look like John Inman

Think I was 9/10yo when I first saw Once Upon a Time in the West, and remember being utterly mesmerized by the beauty of Claudia Cardinale

Have we signed him yet?

Loved NORM!!!

Sam: "What's new, Norm?"

Norm: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer!" 

All it takes is one of the promoted teams to buck 'Return to Sender' mode and we're in serious sh*t next season with that squad. Laughably slow midfield, no intensity, score and create f*ck all, disinterested players namely Paqueta and Kudus, and a defence regularly unfamiliar with the digit zero. P...

Early Doors on BBC iPlayer...criminally under-rated comedy rarely repeated on the BBC. Basically, it's The Royle Family set in a pub; the two lazy coppers are superb.

Fair play to the board, cementing our richly-deserved reputation for signing injury-prone strikers who can't score