I paid face value. I don’t mind paying a bit extra for the right game or a ground I haven’t been to, but hope generally people don’t take the piss. 

Not enough points to get my own or I wouldn’t have asked 

Ticket sorted, up yours Gank!

Cheers Gank, great having a personal stalker 

Anybody got a spare for Burton away? A real local game for me and I can't get a bloody ticket 

Gank really is my stalker! Considering I'm out of the country, don't think I'll be buying these you prick!

For avoidance of any doubt, work plans changed - I'd rather let somebody have it as cost than it go to waste. Probably was stupid, but to send to the club? Really? Not even trying to make money!

No worries. Can be tough getting seats together - but people are more flexible with squeezing in for away games, as we all stand

I can no longer go tomorrow night, anybody want the ticket? I don't want anything for it. 

Hi Shropshire,

I've got one:-

Area: Steve Bull Lower 8

Row: D

Seat: 204

£30.

Cheers

Love having a stalker, it's quite funny. Have you got nothing better to do than sit in your piss stained pants stalking people? What a wanker you are. 

Perfect, I'll send you a private message

I have 1 ticket for Man U available, I've bought 2 from somebody else so I can go with a friend, leaving mine free 

Are these still available? Are they both together? A friend's daughter wants to come, but can't have her sit on her own :-) You're taking your friend's daughter out on a Thursday night? In Manchester? Just the two of you? There's always one old perv that would try it on with their friend's daughter...

Are these still available? Are they both together? A friend's daughter wants to come, but can't have her sit on her own

Anybody got a spare for Leeds?

Malaka!

Still got this ticket available

Hi Jerry,

Just sent you a Whatsapp, yes, still available.

Cheers
Paul

I have one spare available for Everton away, face value, £31

There is a ban coming in for the 2026-7 season so this is a load of old bollocks!

If you can't swap with somebody, and he doesn't want to go, happy to buy his ticket 

PM'd you

1 available for Man U, face value 

PM'd you, twice, thought first hadn't gone