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Jasnik wrote: ↑11 Oct 2025, 02:06 Valencia just scored against USA. Is it the same Valencia that played for us.

Alderney does indeed. Helped many off the road and into the hedge on the way home from the pub...

I wonder what next season without Bowen is going to look like...

Leonard Hatred" wrote: ↑13 Feb 2024, 22:15 Defjam has been very quiet as well.

This morning.

"As for Jelly Babies - don't be taken in by the story of the removal of black ones - it's just an Internet myth. They still exist, even if they're actually meant to be purple (blackcurrant)."

"Anyone in the know want to tell us more about Irving? First-hand impressions, for example?"

"I used to like those other creams, the ones associated with people in caravans who offer painting services or a barrow of tarmac at the end of the day... **cough**"

"I heard that Nora went through menopause, and no longer bleeds."

"Mad Dog 9:00 Sat May 25 ""You're 2 inches inside your mum and your dad isn2 inches inside you..."" The mind boggles at this incestuous tableau. Is this really what you meant? lol"

"I have a bag, but it's got a couple of cameras, some lenses and other photo-related stuff in it. Still goes with me everywhere, though....even if the phone goes front left pocket and the cash and debit card go front right."

"""There's a bit of a furore as she wasn't born in Japan and doesn't have Japanese parents. She was born in Ukraine and emigrated there aged 5."" Who cares? If Souček has recommended her and if she can bang a few in and track back to cover Coufal then she's a shoe-in for the Bournemouth game, surel...

"I'm fine after the op still. Had my post-op check-up two days ago and the surgeon was positively buoyant, so assume all is still well. At my end everything is still good, too. The world is a bright new shiny place still and I have further IG and focal sharpness to look forward too over the next few...

"I'm sitting at the kitchen table today, 24 hours after having my second eye done. Relatively painless procedure, over in about four minutes each time and driving again within 24 hours. Cannot say enough that it is the most brilliant way of restoring colour, contrast and IG to your sight if you've b...

"Moved to the Channel Islands when I was 12, so my first pint was in a pub called the SeaView on Alderney, circa 1975, I guess. Probably a pint of Breda (a Dutch Lager that was the regular pint), served by the most beautiful bum in a pair of cut-off shorts a 15 year-old could ever imagine, called Sa...

"Sorry to hear of your loss, Exeter. Much sympathy and condolences....it's tough as hell when you lose a parent. Both mine have gone so I know what you're going through. Be strong, the pain will go but the memories will last for ever."

"The football may not be to many peoples' liking, but the reality is that if we win tomorrow and Newcastle lose, the boys will be up to sixth. At least, I think I've calculated that correctly..."

Much sympathy, NJ. Thoughts and prayers with you, and your family.

"Swiss. 3:29 Tue Sep 5 Re: Creature photographed in Loch Ness 'is Most likely a Sturgeon” It's more likely a giant eel. _______________________ Yeah, there's been a thousand of them caught as well in the last ten years :)"

"Not at all. There are many sturgeon in the loch, of varying sizes, ranging from 2' or so to the 35' needed to breathe validity to previous signings. Hundreds of these fish are caught every year by anglers, whose catches are hidden from the news outlets by the Loch Ness Bureau For Cryptids (in case ...

"I did the next best thing for you, Nurse. Downloaded the west European ""pack"" and then played the app ten minutes of local birdsong from a YouTube video. It identified about 50% of the birds (pretty much all the ones i would have got) but then missed some notable songs by stuff that I would reall...

"Great find, Nurse, thank you. It does seem to be a whole lot better than the others, agree totally."

"I have to wonder how some of the squad will react to Dyche if he IS appointed. How are Paqueta and Scamacca going to react to him, and will he get Rice's full support?"

"Crikey Def, that's not fair at all. I can't remember what the fuck I was supposed to be doing now... **wanders off, eyes glazed, looking for a nice cold breeze**"