Modern day footballer (usually foreign) angling for a move:
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- 29 Jan 2026, 10:37
- Forum: Football
- Topic: Crapaqueta
- Replies: 305
- Views: 3219
- 28 Jan 2026, 21:05
- Forum: Football
- Topic: Crapaqueta
- Replies: 305
- Views: 3219
Re: Crapaqueta
Exactly, Massive.
Give me a team full of Tommy’s any day!
Give me a team full of Tommy’s any day!
- 28 Jan 2026, 20:54
- Forum: Football
- Topic: Crapaqueta
- Replies: 305
- Views: 3219
Re: Crapaqueta
No animosity, but I’m only interested in players who want to play for us. Mental elf is an easy cop out nowadays. Not that it might not be true, but It’s literally a free pass for being a bit of a cսnt in any walk of life. Souček will never have the quality that Paquetá undoubtedly has, but he’s t...
- 17 Jan 2026, 11:32
- Forum: Football
- Topic: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
- Replies: 415
- Views: 3816
Re: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Always variables in these games. Derby, two shit teams, who knows? Taty can become a fans favourite with a winner today.
- 15 Jan 2026, 15:45
- Forum: Football
- Topic: Crapaqueta
- Replies: 305
- Views: 3219
Re: Crapaqueta
Having this bloke hang around like a bad smell doesn’t sit very well with me at all. if he were to play out of his skin, and contribute to some much needed points, it would only beg the question why couldn’t he have tried a bit more in the previous games this season? He can fuck off. And when he g...
- 12 Jan 2026, 20:26
- Forum: Football
- Topic: FA Cup Draw - 3rd Round (Monday 8 December)
- Replies: 177
- Views: 2088
Re: FA Cup Draw - 3rd Round (Monday 8 December)
On the box Shirley?
- 11 Jan 2026, 18:54
- Forum: Football
- Topic: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
- Replies: 370
- Views: 3169
Re: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
A win is a bird and all that.
Fancy Norwich away in the next round for some reason.
Fancy Norwich away in the next round for some reason.
- 10 Jan 2026, 11:35
- Forum: Football
- Topic: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
- Replies: 370
- Views: 3169
Re: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
I saw Baldrick going in to the LS for the Bristol game. Didn’t know he was a fan of theirs. Was gonna do the replay, so glad I didn’t.
- 10 Jan 2026, 10:41
- Forum: Football
- Topic: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
- Replies: 370
- Views: 3169
Re: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
Nothing mad about looking forward to the FA cup Fraser. The 3rd round is always a highlight of a truly depressing time of the year (this one being even worse). I always want us to do well in this competition, regardless of what we’re doing in the league. It’s a London derby, bragging rights at stak...
- 08 Jan 2026, 14:55
- Forum: Football
- Topic: It's time...
- Replies: 76
- Views: 834
Re: It's time...
It’s obvious now that Sullivan feels the current incumbent is the man to see this through. I’m not sure how many more embarrassing losses we need to encounter before he’s put out of him misery, if he is even fired at all. It’ll take a lot more than PDC to lift the dark gloom that’s been hanging over...
- 08 Jan 2026, 13:10
- Forum: Football
- Topic: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
- Replies: 1040
- Views: 10365
Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Yep, he’s just passing through. He has as much love and care for this club, as he did for Spurs, which is fuck all. Hopefully we’ll find someone with more of a connection with the club, if and when we are finally relegated. I don’t want him anywhere near the club if we go down, and will hold him in ...
- 08 Jan 2026, 12:30
- Forum: Football
- Topic: Valentin (Taty) Castellanos
- Replies: 111
- Views: 1295
Re: Valentin (Taty) Castellanos
Yeah they looked ok, from what we saw.
Shame the bloke who caused Forest all sorts of problems last time round, was nowhere to be seen…..
Shame the bloke who caused Forest all sorts of problems last time round, was nowhere to be seen…..
- 07 Jan 2026, 22:11
- Forum: Football
- Topic: The "Our season's all but over, hand me that travel brochure will you?" PL Games List for 6th - 8th January 2026
- Replies: 69
- Views: 516
Re: The "Our season's all but over, hand me that travel brochure will you?" PL Games List for 6th - 8th January 2026
Still a decent point on the road for them.
Nobody likes going to Elland road.
Nobody likes going to Elland road.
Re: Nuno Out
I was at the Everton game we drew, and watched him come over with the players and thought this is a manager I could see the fans really getting behind. Not anymore. He’s just going through the motions waiting for the inevitable. We need someone who truly gets this club, and it will probably take rel...
Re: Nuno Out
I was right behind the dugout last night. He got some from the fans who were still there at the end. Probably another reason he took an age to finally go down the tunnel, he’d hoped everyone had fucked off.
- 06 Jan 2026, 23:41
- Forum: Football
- Topic: It's time...
- Replies: 76
- Views: 834
Re: It's time...
That’s place is too moribund. It’s finished. It’s done. We’re beyond help.
- 04 Jan 2026, 22:23
- Forum: Football
- Topic: RIP Alex Van de Weyer - founder of WestHamOnline
- Replies: 125
- Views: 1864
Re: RIP Alex Van de Weyer - founder of WestHamOnline
Very sad news, and no age.
Sure I was introduced to him back in the day at one of the WHO drinks, that I think maybe Ged was at.
RIP
Sure I was introduced to him back in the day at one of the WHO drinks, that I think maybe Ged was at.
RIP
Re: Nuno Out
Shirley O'Neill will be back at Celtic by Monday.
Re: Nuno Out
He can’t survive this.
- 28 Dec 2025, 13:05
- Forum: Football
- Topic: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
- Replies: 250
- Views: 1971
Re: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
I hate defending Sullivan. But he’s made money available over the years for strikers. The fact that none of them have really worked out, can’t be solely on him. I pin a lot of the blame on the three previous managers.
- 28 Dec 2025, 11:08
- Forum: Football
- Topic: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
- Replies: 250
- Views: 1971
Re: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
All those strikers cost a fair bit of dough between them. I blame successive managers just as much for not identifying what is needed, or not playing to those striker’s strengths. Sullivan didn’t sign Füllkrug, he was just stupid enough to hand over the money, and it’s the reason we now rely on Calu...
- 28 Dec 2025, 10:38
- Forum: Football
- Topic: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
- Replies: 250
- Views: 1971
Re: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
Wilson made the difference yesterday. The world and his wife (certainly everyone in the stadium) could see that. He’s got the attributes we need in a striker, just signed him five years too late as usual. The striker position has been a problem for fuck knows how many years, and successive managers...
- 14 Dec 2025, 19:45
- Forum: Football
- Topic: Crapaqueta
- Replies: 305
- Views: 3219
Re: Crapaqueta
Ship him out in January. Get two in. Yeah the 85 mil from City is long gone, but there will be takers. January we need to roll our sleeves up and get stuck in. A couple of nasty bastards even, not this showboating cսnt.
- 05 Dec 2025, 00:05
- Forum: Football
- Topic: Billy Bonds Claret and Blue Army
- Replies: 5
- Views: 45
Re: Billy Bonds Claret and Blue Army
Five!
Here’s hoping for a sixth next season (if we don’t get them in the cup).
I did see us lose to them in the summer in New Jersey but that doesn’t count!
Here’s hoping for a sixth next season (if we don’t get them in the cup).
I did see us lose to them in the summer in New Jersey but that doesn’t count!
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