West Ham - Ticket Nazi’s

[Pub Bigot]

Link to LinkedIn Thread

Today we carried out a Ticketing Collection Point at Chelsea Football Club with our Ticketing Team conducting spot checks on a number of tickets to ensure the correct supporters who purchased them were the attendees. This helped make sure tickets were in the right hands and used as intended. 

We were also the first Premier League away team to take a full digital allocation to Stamford Bridge, marking an important step forward in ticketing operations.

It was great working operationally with the Chelsea ticketing team in the lead-up to matchday. Both clubs worked closely together, and the collaboration paid off with a smooth and well-managed operation on the day.

A strong example of effective planning, communication, and partnership between clubs.  

[Massive Attack]

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Pls explain your title, why Ticket Nazi's?

When I’m beholden to you for anything I will, otherwise fatty, fuck off. 

YOU VILL OBEY AND ANZWER ME YOU VEZT HAM SCUM! VHAT ROW ARE YOU IN?

[Pub Bigot]

Link to LinkedIn Thread

Today we carried out a Ticketing Collection Point at Chelsea Football Club with our Ticketing Team conducting spot checks on a number of tickets to ensure the correct supporters who purchased them were the attendees. This helped make sure tickets were in the right hands and used as intended. 

We were also the first Premier League away team to take a full digital allocation to Stamford Bridge, marking an important step forward in ticketing operations.

It was great working operationally with the Chelsea ticketing team in the lead-up to matchday. Both clubs worked closely together, and the collaboration paid off with a smooth and well-managed operation on the day.

A strong example of effective planning, communication, and partnership between clubs.  

Pls explain your title, why Ticket Nazi's?

When I’m beholden to you for anything I will, otherwise fatty, fuck off. 

[Gaffer58]

In the words of Captain Mannering, “ don’t tell him Pike”.

[WHU(Exeter)]

FUCK SILVERWARE
AND WEM-BER-LEY
WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
OF TICKET ID

[Massive Attack]

It's just mental that they send out a statement like that to fans

"We were also the first Premier League away team to take a full digital allocation to Stamford Bridge, marking an important step forward in ticketing operations"

when they're sending that out, did they stop and think for a single second to consider who amongst the support base, would be remotely happy or impressed? Percentage wise not an awful lot I'd imagine.

Not content to be heading for what must be a record for relegating top tier football clubs, (because they're can't be owners in the history of the game who've done it as much as they have), they also seem content with complete ineptness with communications and/or seem hell bent on pissing off fans even more than they already have.

Still, we're topping the digital allocation league.

 

 

Geezer, you've just got to get with the times and stop being so stubborn getting in the way. West Ham should be about what comes next.

Your paperz, pleaze...  

[Westham67]

Very true, they wont be so fussy then. The London Stadium will be less than half empty 

Actually, it will either be less than half full, or more than half empty

In all sincerity, please forgive my pedantry...

I am a pendant myseft but I must point out you quoted the wrong post

LOL I did not scroll down

[WHU(Exeter)]

It's just mental that they send out a statement like that to fans

"We were also the first Premier League away team to take a full digital allocation to Stamford Bridge, marking an important step forward in ticketing operations"

when they're sending that out, did they stop and think for a single second to consider who amongst the support base, would be remotely happy or impressed? Percentage wise not an awful lot I'd imagine.

Not content to be heading for what must be a record for relegating top tier football clubs, (because they're can't be owners in the history of the game who've done it as much as they have), they also seem content with complete ineptness with communications and/or seem hell bent on pissing off fans even more than they already have.

Still, we're topping the digital allocation league.

[onsideman]

Very true, they wont be so fussy then. The London Stadium will be less than half empty 

Actually, it will either be less than half full, or more than half empty

In all sincerity, please forgive my pedantry...

I am a pendant myseft but I must point out you quoted the wrong post

Well no, I didn't. I just neglected to delete the post to which you were responding in my post

I won't mention your typo as it may be deliberate, just as I'm also struggling hard not to point out the grocer's apostrophe in the OP

[Westham67]

For those that can’t get tickets, you can celebrate as I imagine a few of us will end up with bans between now and the end of the season. And for those of us who pass on tickets at face value to mates, etc, we’re about the get the hump and even more walk away. 

I can’t wait to go down because in the fizzy pop, they won’t even bother. 




 

Very true, they wont be so fussy then. The London Stadium will be less than half empty 

Actually, it will either be less than half full, or more than half empty

In all sincerity, please forgive my pedantry...

I am a pendant myseft but I must point out you quoted the wrong post

[onsideman]

For those that can’t get tickets, you can celebrate as I imagine a few of us will end up with bans between now and the end of the season. And for those of us who pass on tickets at face value to mates, etc, we’re about the get the hump and even more walk away. 

I can’t wait to go down because in the fizzy pop, they won’t even bother. 



 

Very true, they wont be so fussy then. The London Stadium will be less than half empty 

Actually, it will either be less than half full, or more than half empty

In all sincerity, please forgive my pedantry...

[Westham67]

For those that can’t get tickets, you can celebrate as I imagine a few of us will end up with bans between now and the end of the season. And for those of us who pass on tickets at face value to mates, etc, we’re about the get the hump and even more walk away. 

I can’t wait to go down because in the fizzy pop, they won’t even bother. 


 

Very true, they wont be so fussy then. The London Stadium will be less than half empty 

[WHU(Exeter)]

"We were also the first Premier League away team to take a full digital allocation to Stamford Bridge"

Is there a league table for digital allocations?

*looks back fondly to the 1980s, turning up and just paying at the gate*

the game is gone

[Fat, Bald n 50]

Link to LinkedIn Thread

Today we carried out a Ticketing Collection Point at Chelsea Football Club with our Ticketing Team conducting spot checks on a number of tickets to ensure the correct supporters who purchased them were the attendees. This helped make sure tickets were in the right hands and used as intended. 

We were also the first Premier League away team to take a full digital allocation to Stamford Bridge, marking an important step forward in ticketing operations.

It was great working operationally with the Chelsea ticketing team in the lead-up to matchday. Both clubs worked closely together, and the collaboration paid off with a smooth and well-managed operation on the day.

A strong example of effective planning, communication, and partnership between clubs.  

Pls explain your title, why Ticket Nazi's?

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A strong example of effective planning, communication, and partnership between clubs. "

An even stronger example of the club clearly not understanding the camaraderie between fans, their shared passion to support the team and what drives them to actually go to games.

[Eastside surge]

It won’t be long before home fans will be banned for not politely applauding the away team’s goals ( the third fourth and fifth in our case) fuck modern football etc etc 

[Pub Bigot]

For those that can’t get tickets, you can celebrate as I imagine a few of us will end up with bans between now and the end of the season. And for those of us who pass on tickets at face value to mates, etc, we’re about the get the hump and even more walk away. 

I can’t wait to go down because in the fizzy pop, they won’t even bother.