I bet they can't believe their luck, getting rid of that shite.
He's like a Daddy Long Legs spider - everyone believes the urban legend that he's poisonous but can't use his jaws when in reality he's pretty harmless in the first place!
I'm not holding my breath so I guess it means anything else would be an unexpected surprise
Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 10:22
Kilman always seems, to burst into tears at any moment.
A truly awful footballer that wouldn't get a place in a decent Sunday League pub side.
40 fucking million????????????
Loppy needs shooting just for that alone.
Only decent thing I’ve ever seen him do in a WHU shirt was absolutely wipe out their player last night.
Been waiting to see that from one of our centre halves for a few seasons.
Didnt look a booking either, the ball was there to be won and didnt look like he used any elbows.
We need a proper center half more than we need a striker! We get goals, we get a lead and then literally chuck it in the bin.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 10:30
by El Scorchio
Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 10:22
Kilman always seems, to burst into tears at any moment.
A truly awful footballer that wouldn't get a place in a decent Sunday League pub side.
40 fucking million????????????
Loppy needs shooting just for that alone.
Only decent thing I’ve ever seen him do in a WHU shirt was absolutely wipe out their player last night.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 10:29
by twoleftfeet
stubbo-admin wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 08:50
Right now it looks most likely that it will be:
- Rafiu Durosinmi (signing)
- Adama Traore (signing)
- Loan of another striker (Nketiah being explored)
Durosinmi the lad who had ACL rebuild in BOTH knees....what could go wrong
I don't want any of these 3. If Traore and Nketiah aren't good enough for their clubs then why should they be for us? The other guy is an unknown and we need someone who can come straight into the team to go.
We need Cresswell plus A.N Other to play up front. We also need AWB & Diouf back.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 10:22
by Far Cough UKunt
Kilman always seems, to burst into tears at any moment.
A truly awful footballer that wouldn't get a place in a decent Sunday League pub side.
40 fucking million????????????
Loppy needs shooting just for that alone.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 10:10
by Sir Alf
This Durosinmi fella, can he play in Forrest Gump style leg irons which will be needed as soon as both his knees collapse 15 mins into his debut.
Also Traore transfer being vetoed by Sullivan I hear? Says the cost of vaseline Traore uses on his body to give the oppositin the “slip” is too much when added to Sully’s excessive use of it for extra curricular activities he participates in (allegedly with very young ladies)?
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 09:30
by Sweep
stubbo-admin wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 08:50
Right now it looks most likely that it will be:
- Rafiu Durosinmi (signing)
- Adama Traore (signing)
- Loan of another striker (Nketiah being explored)
Durosinmi the lad who had ACL rebuild in BOTH knees....what could go wrong
I'm choosing to hope this bloke's dodgy knees are a bit like Demba Ba's and he'll be the same quality
As a trio these three add some real physical presence and pace in the forward areas which can be used from the start or from the bench.
That could make a big difference,
Lost count of how many points we have given away in the last 30 minutes of games this season because there's no real attacking options and we end up on the back foot. They also look like reasonable insurance if we drop.
Add a hard as nails CB and who knows where we could go.
Game after game we're as good as most midtable teams for an hour, then the last half hour goes tits up.
threesixty wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 08:12
Nketia isn’t a bad look tbh. With the chances we are making we just need someone mobile who knows where the goal is and doesn’t think they have all the time in the world to get a shot off (like when they come from other leagues)
“Someone mobile who knows where the goal is.”
Well, that’s not Eddie Nketia. His hamstrings are made of glass and take a look at his scoring record.
Next.
Hahah just checked his stats. Didn’t realise he was that bad!
How was he at Arsenal for so long? I just remember him scoring against us.
Oh well…. Next indeed!
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 08:50
by stubbo-admin
Right now it looks most likely that it will be:
- Rafiu Durosinmi (signing)
- Adama Traore (signing)
- Loan of another striker (Nketiah being explored)
Durosinmi the lad who had ACL rebuild in BOTH knees....what could go wrong
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 08:28
by BRANDED
Get someone who can score?
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 08:22
by southbankbornnbred
I’d be looking at three big loans for the remainder of the season in January - maybe without obligation clauses (at least in the event of relegation).
Maybe spend any money we actually raise on a fourth player.
Buying shit like Traore and Nketia (not shit, but very injury prone) will just hasten relegation and lump us with that shit, on big wages, in the Championship.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 08:20
by southbankbornnbred
threesixty wrote: ↑31 Dec 2025, 08:12
Nketia isn’t a bad look tbh. With the chances we are making we just need someone mobile who knows where the goal is and doesn’t think they have all the time in the world to get a shot off (like when they come from other leagues)
“Someone mobile who knows where the goal is.”
Well, that’s not Eddie Nketia. His hamstrings are made of glass and take a look at his scoring record.
Next.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 08:12
by threesixty
Nketia isn’t a bad look tbh. With the chances we are making we just need someone mobile who knows where the goal is and doesn’t think they have all the time in the world to get a shot off (like when they come from other leagues)
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2025, 23:15
by southbankbornnbred
Only we would consider giving a two and a half year contract to an attacking player who hasn’t scored for a year.
Honestly, we are a fucking shambles of a club. The gradual erosion of West Ham by Sullivan and Ms Ozempic has pissed on every achievement of Greenwood, Lyall etc.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2025, 22:34
by Mad Ferret
Traore would’ve been handy tonight to get us up the pitch and cause some issues.
His end product is hardly worse than Summerville, is it.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2025, 22:26
by twoleftfeet
southbankbornnbred wrote: ↑30 Dec 2025, 22:22
Traore hasn’t scored for almost an entire year.
He can fuck off before he even arrives.
Perfect for us then.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2025, 22:22
by southbankbornnbred
Traore hasn’t scored for almost an entire year.
He can fuck off before he even arrives.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2025, 22:21
by Massive Attack
twoleftfeet wrote: ↑30 Dec 2025, 22:19
Juventus want Guido.
I’ll personally drive him to the airport.
I'll personally drive him to Turin!
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2025, 22:19
by twoleftfeet
Juventus want Guido.
I’ll personally drive him to the airport.
Re: Winter '25/26 Transfer Rumours Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2025, 19:31
by Rossal
Nketiah and Traore? I would genuinely be a bit gutted if they were bought for the championship next year let alone the prem