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Saturday 06 December 2025 12:30

Aston Villa v Arsenal
League Positions: 3 v 1
Current Form: 42 v 33
Both teams earned 3 points in their respective mid week games. That and their nearness in the league makes it a tight call. So:
Draw

Saturday 06 December 2025 15:00

A. F. C. Bournemouth v Chelsea
League Positions: 13 v 4
Current Form: 3 v 22
The stats suggest that the points are there for Chelsea's taking, but didn't some imbecile say that about their trip to Leeds a few days ago? Still:
Away win

Saturday 06 December 2025 15:00

Everton v Nottingham Forest
League Positions: 14 v 16
Current Form: 31 v 31
2 places apart in the league and an identical current form stat. Might have to add a "Last time out" parameter to fine tune all this rubbish. I'm getting the word:
Draw

Saturday 06 December 2025 15:00

Manchester City v Sunderland
League Positions: 2 v 6
Current Form: 36 v 20
Sunderland seem to be defying many predictions and appear to be on an extended honeymoon. City have been more "hit" than "miss" recently, so, for no apparent reason:
Home win

Saturday 06 December 2025 15:00

Newcastle United v Burnley
League Positions: 11 v 19
Current Form: 26 v 0
Dream tie for the Bar Codes, less so for Burnley, who haven't played that badly (compared to us, but that particular bar lies deep in a salt mine) and can't turn that form into points.Newcastle still a bit utterly stutterly, but have enough:
Home win

Saturday 06 December 2025 15:00

Tottenham Hotspur v Brentford
League Positions: 10 v 12
Current Form: 7 v 18
Spurs sit higher in the league but Brentford's current form is nearly 3 times better than their host's. Probably all hangs on whether it's the Lily-whites or Lily livered who turn up. Neck out time:
Away win

Saturday 06 December 2025 17:30

Leeds United v Liverpool
League Positions: 17 v 8
Current Form: 15 v 20
Always a game to look forward to back in the days of Division 1. Had this game taken place last year, everybody would have been amazed, given that Leeds weren't even in the PL. Suggestions are that they probably won't be again, next term. They come into this tie with a better current form, yet only one place above the relegation slots:
Home win

Sunday 07 December 2025 14:00

Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham United
League Positions: 5 v 18
Current Form: 26 v 17
The man behind the sofa says "I'm not coming out until after this game!" Suspect a lot of the West Ham team are likely to be there with him,too. Whatever way you cut/spin this match, it's hollering:
Home win

Sunday 07 December 2025 16:30

Fulham v Crystal Palace
League Positions: 15 v 9
Current Form: 24 v 29
This is it! The match we've all been waiting for! The only (ONLY) London derby that really matters! Sad that it all looks a bit "Meh!", innit? A cautious:
Away win

Monday 08 December 2025 20:00

Wolverhampton Wanderers v Manchester United
League Positions: 20 v 7
Current Form: 0 v 20
Well! Well! and thrice Well! If Wolves want to buy a point, this is probably their best chance. A pub team denied the Red Devils all 3 points (and 5th place in the league) last Thursday, so they'll be smartin'. Everything says:
Away Win



 

Fuck sake Liverpool 

Hahahahaha get in!

twoleftfeet wrote: ↑06 Dec 2025, 18:44

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑06 Dec 2025, 18:28 Newly promoted Leeds have had the same amount of shots at Liverpools goal as we did and they still have the whole of the 2nd half to go yet.

And they are 2 down so what’s your point? 

 

Slot out.

Anyway, careless pen given away by Liverpool. 2-1. 

Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑06 Dec 2025, 18:58

El Scorchio" wrote: ↑06 Dec 2025, 18:49 Sickens me to say it but very happy to see Liverpool go two up. In early DECEMBER I’m already cheering for teams I despise to help West Ham fight relegation. 

THANKS SULLIVAN 

That says more about you dude.

El Scorchio" wrote: ↑06 Dec 2025, 18:49 Sickens me to say it but very happy to see Liverpool go two up. In early DECEMBER I’m already cheering for teams I despise to help West Ham fight relegation. 

THANKS SULLIVAN 

Sickens me to say it but very happy to see Liverpool go two up. In early DECEMBER I’m already cheering for teams I despise to help West Ham fight relegation. 

THANKS SULLIVAN 

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑06 Dec 2025, 18:28 Newly promoted Leeds have had the same amount of shots at Liverpools goal as we did and they still have the whole of the 2nd half to go yet.

good....now how precious a win or a point tomorrow........

And again
0-2

Liverpool ahead
Etitike 

Newly promoted Leeds have had the same amount of shots at Liverpools goal as we did and they still have the whole of the 2nd half to go yet.

Liverpool have the better of it Lees not a shot on goal. Really need the dippers to win this (how sad an indictment on us it is that its only December and we are reduced to this)

Liverpool are bang average. We dropped points there with that poor display. 

Well we can’t say that result aren’t really going our way. Be good if Liverpool can wake from their fucking slumber in the late game. That would be very handy. 

Man City 3 up - shades of Payet from Cherki.

Brentford have looked quite open on both the goals they've given up. 

Burnley down to 10 at Newcastle, last man foul.

Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑06 Dec 2025, 15:28 Y*ds 1 up

Man City 2 up, 

Newcastle lead Burnley, direct from a corner.

Y*ds 1 up

Just a reminder that Moyes apparently wasn’t good enough for us.

Everton lead Forest 1-0 - own goal from a deflected cross.
 

Hope City smash Sunderland.

Yeah it’s a shame to be playing them on Billy Bonds day. It’ll be very very tough.