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Bowen is past it
Posted: 28 Feb 2026, 17:23
by Mad Ferret
What on earth has happened to him.
Absolutely shocking once again today. Do feel like he’s past it at this point.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 11:19
by El Scorchio
Yeah I like Dan Burn, but he's just not up to it at international level.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 11:13
by ,
Watkins, Shaw and James don’t make the 35 man squad but Dan Burn does.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 11:10
by El Scorchio
Good stuff. I see the BBC are pissing their knickers again because the English Cafu 'Trent', the right back who can't defend isn't in the squad again. Get over it.
Fuck knows why Henderson keeps getting picked though.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 10:34
by Far Cough UKunt
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 10:22
by Matt Holmes
Ferret
just say
”alright I went off a bit early.
hes still good”
and we’ll all be happy for you in terms of personal growth and being able to accept not being right
Have a good day!
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 10:22
by fraser
He deserves it, lots of others get in after sticky patches of form.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 10:11
by Mad Ferret
Somehow in Tuchel's latest squad.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 19 Mar 2026, 16:15
by The Mercernary
He's scored eight premier league goals this season, which puts him joint 15th on the top scorers list. He's level with Morgan Rogers, and only one behind Cole Palmer, just for some context.
He also has six assists, which quite surprisingly places him joint fourth, and he's only two behind Cherki who's in second. Fernandes is miles ahead with 16.
So the total goal involvements is 14 - only six players can beat that.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 19 Mar 2026, 09:20
by Tomshardware
No but he's nearing Ian Bishop status if that helps.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 19 Mar 2026, 09:05
by Manuel
twoleftfeet wrote: ↑19 Mar 2026, 09:00
Question - is Bowen a club legend yet? Is he up there, last 50 years anyway, with Bonds, Brooking, Lampard snr, Parkes etc etc
Is Mark Noble a club legend?
Asking for tattoo purposes
Christ, bore off feet, this has been done to death ffs.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 19 Mar 2026, 09:00
by twoleftfeet
Question - is Bowen a club legend yet? Is he up there, last 50 years anyway, with Bonds, Brooking, Lampard snr, Parkes etc etc
Is Mark Noble a club legend?
Asking for tattoo purposes
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 08:08
by dealcanvey
If he played for Spurs I’m sure Ferret would rate him then.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 23:38
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Alfs wrote: ↑09 Mar 2026, 23:35
Ally McCoist was the co-commentator on my stream and he was saying that Bowen just had to be in the England WC squad.
Ally McCoist loves Jarrod doesn't he..not surprised ...likely reminds him of himself when he was playing.
McCoist is a good lad..funny cսnt
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 23:35
by Alfs
Ally McCoist was the co-commentator on my stream and he was saying that Bowen just had to be in the England WC squad.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 23:15
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Massive Attack" wrote: ↑09 Mar 2026, 23:00
Fuck it, I'll say it. I wouldn't ever say he is a great Captain or anything of the like, however I do believe he is the best available who leads well by example. A bit underrated in that respect as he can inspire the Team by setting the tone from minute 1 to minute 120.
2 goals and a penalty for an unofficial hat-trick and my Man of the Match. So glad he weren't rested at all after 120 minutes just for the sake of fucking League survival. Cups should always take priority.
Past it my arse!
Yep, well said massive son.
Two immaculate pens tonight for Jarrod...and as you say, an unofficial hat- trick.
Whe're in the business end of the FA Cup lads...it's a great feeling
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 23:05
by honky cat
zico wrote: ↑09 Mar 2026, 22:31
Can we keep him even if we go down? Financially maybe not, but he has got a touch of the Nobles about him and I do wonder if he wouldn't mind staying, after all he must have had opportunities to go before now.
My gut feeling is that he'd stay and give it to at least january to see if we can get back up. I dont know him at all but he gives the impression hes not money driven. I think hes happy here, hes not got that ambition like Rice, or he would have moved at the same time.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 23:00
by Massive Attack
Fuck it, I'll say it. I wouldn't ever say he is a great Captain or anything of the like, however I do believe he is the best available who leads well by example. A bit underrated in that respect as he can inspire the Team by setting the tone from minute 1 to minute 120.
2 goals and a penalty for an unofficial hat-trick and my Man of the Match. So glad he weren't rested at all after 120 minutes just for the sake of fucking League survival. Cups should always take priority.
Past it my arse!
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 22:31
by zico
Can we keep him even if we go down? Financially maybe not, but he has got a touch of the Nobles about him and I do wonder if he wouldn't mind staying, after all he must have had opportunities to go before now.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 20:04
by cup of tea
Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑09 Mar 2026, 19:44
Has given the ball away about 5 times already.
Has just scored TWICE
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 19:51
by cup of tea
Ferret to go missing again?
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 19:51
by Iron Duke
Classic Weazel
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 19:50
by Massive Attack
Fucking useless past it cսnt Bowen assisted by that ither useless past it cսnt Soucek!
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 19:50
by cup of tea
Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑09 Mar 2026, 19:44
Has given the ball away about 5 times already.
Just scored....
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 09 Mar 2026, 19:44
by Mad Ferret
Has given the ball away about 5 times already.
Re: Bowen is past it
Posted: 08 Mar 2026, 02:34
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Beef&Tomato wrote: ↑07 Mar 2026, 08:42
He was superb on Wednesay night, he gave absolutely everything as he always does, leading by example.
His hunger to win that ball
