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Currently one point off an automatic promotion spot.

It'd be good having them in the PL innit?

Provided we stay up, obvs. 

Would liven the place up a bit.


MMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...........

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑14 Mar 2026, 17:14 Never change Millwall, never change.

Leicester might get relegated to league one?

Never change Millwall, never change.

Ipswich have a talented forward line, Jack Clarke, Jayden Philogene, George Hirst 
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Oh dear. 

That’s typical Millwall.

Blackburn turn it round 
Millwall down to 4th behind Ipswich who have a game in hand
 

Pikeys are second as we speak at home to Blackburn, but a man down. 

I like Coventry because we beat them in a League Cup semi final & 9-0 in the FA Youth Cup final
Millwall & Lampard in the Premier League & us not would be unbearable 
Getting a Championship team promoted is what Lampard should have done with Derby & looks like he is doing it with Cov
Never should have got the Chelsea job or even Everton
Been a good week for him. Believe his wife ran third in the Cheltenham Gold Cup

Yeah I quite like Coventry, always remember them for that donkey free kick with Willie Carr and Ernie Hunt and as well as Jimmy the Chin.

Got a soft spot for Coventry and happy for them to get promoted at long last again even if it is under the Fat cսnt. 

I watched a fair bit of the Cov game, was pretty shit. I really don't want to drop into that fucking league.

The top two, Coventry and Boro, both fail to win their early kick off ; good crowds though

Coventry 31 K
Boro 35 K
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They go second if they beat Blackburn.

The Championship has QPR, Charlton & if you class them as London Watford
Even without Tottenham the PL has us, Chelsea, Arsenal , Brentford , Palace & Fulham 
I think us and Chelsea & even Arsenal would be classed as high risk games

Faux, it would still be the same number of London derbies, as spuds will be going in the opposite direction!

We have played them 94 times since 1899 9 of which were when they were called Millwall Athletic
We haven’t played them for 14 years and I doubt anyone could name any of their players
They are in the playoffs at least and on form a decent chance for automatic promotion behind Coventry 
I think most would welcome their promotion only if it meant we played (and beat them h & a) next season.
The police will obviously be dreading them coming up given our games & the number of London derbies
Trying to police the open spaces around London Stadium will be a task

only1billybonds wrote: ↑14 Mar 2026, 08:45 I think a lot of added spice gets chucked in when you consider that they are the closest thing to being a club from the East End, they played originally on the IOD. Although West Ham have always been in East London,we were never based in the actual East End. For old cunts like me who originate from that part of the smoke, it was always a fact that we found irksome at times

I think a lot of added spice gets chucked in when you consider that they are the closest thing to being a club from the East End, they played originally on the IOD. Although West Ham have always been in East London,we were never based in the actual East End. For old cunts like me who originate from that part of the smoke, it was always a fact that we found irksome at times

Forget noon K.O. times to try and prevent us from kicking off with each other in the Premier League, they'll be demanding it be played at 4am in the morning behind closed doors.

I can't fucking wait to see it should we manage it next season.  

Here you go, might be interesting?

https://www.westhamstats.info/westham.p ... _Athletic)

It is a very unique derby taking into consideration how hostile it remains. In professional football from 1919 onwards we've only ever coincided in the same division 12 times. So that's 24 matches. Most of the rest were in the London Cup/Southern League and others way before that.

The official match total is around 100 

Grumpster wrote: ↑13 Mar 2026, 21:02 Always find it odd when our supporters give more of a shit about spurs than millwall, but I guess people of a certain age have only ever known specific rivalries or gone to school with knobs who support spurs.

For my entire lifetime, spurs have just been a laughing stock with deluded shit fans where as millwall have been millwall, cunts.

As a man who'd like relegation to get away from the cսnt that is VAR and to play our ACTUAL rivals, would be fucking typical if the cunts got promoted when we went down.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: ↑13 Mar 2026, 17:53

Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: ↑13 Mar 2026, 01:36

SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 02:14 Millwall aren't our biggest rivals. You can only have a meaningful rivalry with a club you play against and Millwall are never good enough to do this except for the odd cup match or in one of our rare relegation years.

They are though our most hated club, which is not quite the same thing.

 

How come I always look out for their results then..?

It's always  been Wall above all others for me

Fair enough. It's not for me to tell you what to think..

I don't ever look out for there results, though when I do see they've lost, it always gives me a warm glow. So I despise them without really giving a shit about them. 

For instance, should Tottenham get relegated, I will laugh my tits off. Last time Millwall got relegated, I was sort of amused and definitely pleased, but didn't reach any level of pure joy because they are a tiny, shit club who were always going down.

Always find it odd when our supporters give more of a shit about spurs than millwall, but I guess people of a certain age have only ever known specific rivalries or gone to school with knobs who support spurs.

For my entire lifetime, spurs have just been a laughing stock with deluded shit fans where as millwall have been millwall, cunts.

As a man who'd like relegation to get away from the cսnt that is VAR and to play our ACTUAL rivals, would be fucking typical if the cunts got promoted when we went down.

mallard wrote: ↑13 Mar 2026, 18:38 Would half and half scarfs be available for this potential fixture?

HaHa