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West Ham United Women
Posted: 07 Sep 2025, 06:44
by Mex Martillo
September
Sunday 7 September – Tottenham Hotspur (A) 12noon
Sunday 14 September – Arsenal (H) 12noon
Sunday 21 September – Brighton & Hove Albion (A) 2pm
Sunday 28 September – Chelsea (H) 12noon
October
Sunday 5 October – Aston Villa (H) 12noon
Sunday 12 October – London City Lionesses (A) 12noon
November
Sunday 2 November – Manchester City (A) 12noon
Sunday 9 November – Leicester City (H) 12noon
Sunday 16 November – Everton (H) 12noon
December
Saturday 6 December – Manchester United (A) 12.30pm
Saturday 13 December – Liverpool (H) 12noon
January
Sunday 11 January – Chelsea (A) 2pm
Sunday 25 January – Leicester City (A) 3pm
February
Sunday 1 February – Tottenham Hotspur (H) 12noon
Sunday 8 February – Brighton & Hove Albion (H) 12noon
Sunday 15 February – Everton (A) 2pm
March
Sunday 15 March – Manchester United (H) 12noon
Saturday 21 March – Arsenal (A) 12.30pm
Sunday 29 March – London City Lionesses (H) 12noon
April
Sunday 26 April – Liverpool (A) 2pm
May
Sunday 3 May – Aston Villa (A) 2pm
Sunday 17 May – Manchester City (H) 12noon
No. Pos. Nation Player
1 GK Poland POL Kinga Szemik
2 DF Japan JPN Yu Endo
4 MF Finland FIN Oona Siren
5 DF Belgium BEL Amber Tysiak
7 DF Algeria ALG Inès Belloumou
9 FW Japan JPN Riko Ueki
11 FW Colombia COL Manuela Paví
13 DF Finland FIN Eva Nyström
14 DF Canada CAN Shelina Zadorsky (vice-captain)
15 MF Hungary HUN Anna Csiki (on loan from Tottenham Hotspur)
18 DF England ENG Anouk Denton
19 FW Germany GER Shekiera Martinez
20 FW France FRA Viviane Asseyi
21 FW England ENG Sarah Brasero
22 MF Australia AUS Katrina Gorry (captain)
23 FW Wales WAL Ffion Morgan
25 GK Republic of Ireland IRL Megan Walsh
27 FW Switzerland SUI Leila Wandeler
29 DF Austria AUT Verena Hanshaw
30 GK England ENG Katie O'Hanlon
33 MF Turkey TUR Halle Houssein
77 MF Switzerland SUI Seraina Piubel
Manager Rehanne Skinner
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 01 Feb 2026, 20:11
by honky cat
Mex Martillo" wrote: ↑01 Feb 2026, 19:28
West Ham United Women 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur Women
Fuck, and we were winning 1-0 at HT, sounds familiar.
Win together, lose together.
The new fierce lady manager is nuno with a wig on. Look at her.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 01 Feb 2026, 19:28
by Mex Martillo
West Ham United Women 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur Women
Fuck, and we were winning 1-0 at HT, sounds familiar.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 01 Feb 2026, 08:10
by Mex Martillo
Sunday 1 February
West Ham United Women v Tottenham Hotspur Women
12:55 Chigwell Construction Stadium
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 29 Jan 2026, 02:37
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑17 Jan 2026, 11:31
You’d imagine Newcastle would have the resources to not be so bad
Presume the Saudis make them play in burkas
No such luck ..but will no doubt be normalised given time.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 06:11
by Massive Attack
Nerve-racking
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 05:54
by Mex Martillo
We won, Leicester 1-2 West Ham
Still 2nd from bottom, a point ahead of Liverpool.
Spurs at home next.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 07:06
by Massive Attack
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑17 Jan 2026, 11:31
You’d imagine Newcastle would have the resources to not be so bad
Presume the Saudis make them play in burkas
That's a bit risqué for you, ain't it?

Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 06:49
by Mex Martillo
Leicester Women v West Ham United Women
Sunday 25 Jan. 2026 12:55
King Power Stadium
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 17 Jan 2026, 11:31
by Fauxstralian
You’d imagine Newcastle would have the resources to not be so bad
Presume the Saudis make them play in burkas
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 17 Jan 2026, 06:49
by Mex Martillo
honky cat" wrote: ↑16 Jan 2026, 19:34
The lovely girls are on TNT 1 now, fa cup v Newcaste - Lucy Ward on comms.
Whats not to like
Good result!
Newcastle Women 0 - 3 West Ham Women
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 16 Jan 2026, 19:49
by twoleftfeet
honky cat" wrote: ↑16 Jan 2026, 19:34
The lovely girls are on TNT 1 now, fa cup v Newcaste - Lucy Ward on comms.
Whats not to like
Lucy Ward is exactly where she should be, commentating on women’s football. Superb.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 16 Jan 2026, 19:34
by honky cat
The lovely girls are on TNT 1 now, fa cup v Newcaste - Lucy Ward on comms.
Whats not to like
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 12 Jan 2026, 20:41
by Massive Attack
Gaffer58 wrote: ↑11 Jan 2026, 19:58
Who’s there manager, Nuno?
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 12 Jan 2026, 17:18
by Fauxstralian
Was reading about the Doris with the earring
Seems you have to take it out not tape it over
Saying that she would need a doctor to remove it and no one at the club realised
Not a circus any more eh?
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 11 Jan 2026, 20:35
by Mex Martillo
Mex Martillo" wrote: ↑22 Dec 2025, 12:48
Our new head coach is Rita Guarino. Italian, was manager at Juventus and won 7 trophies.
Her first match will be Chelsea away 11 Jan 2026. Nice easy start.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 11 Jan 2026, 19:58
by Gaffer58
Who’s there manager, Nuno?
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 11 Jan 2026, 19:48
by twoleftfeet
The sheer amateurism of women’s football summed up by Cascarino unable to come on for her debut because she was wearing an earring.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 11 Jan 2026, 18:48
by Mex Martillo
I don't think so. Women are out of the relegation position. Chelsea are one of the best in women's football. Also I understand there is some nonsense that they want to expand the womens league, so even the relegated team goes into a play off and if they win they will not go down.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 11 Jan 2026, 14:05
by ragingbull
Lost 5-0, men and women to be relegated ?
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 11 Jan 2026, 07:20
by Mex Martillo
Chelsea Women v West Ham United Women
Sunday 11 January 13:00
Kingsmeadow
The women are back. You will all be very pleased about that. New manager, new players, but very tough restart.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 22 Dec 2025, 12:48
by Mex Martillo
Our new head coach is Rita Guarino. Italian, was manager at Juventus and won 7 trophies.
Her first match will be Chelsea away 11 Jan 2026. Nice easy start.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 20 Dec 2025, 12:10
by honky cat
I wonder if kate longhurst could come in. I don't know what she's up to now. Did she do any coaching badges.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 20 Dec 2025, 10:09
by Mex Martillo
Skinner didn't do much and to be struggling in the 2nd season after plenty of opportunity to shape the squad wasn't very good. Drawing with Liverpool the only team below us probably sealed the sacking. Quite a good time to change. Next game is January when there is also the transfer window. Everton and Leicester are 3 and 4 points ahead of us. A new manager will have to get us moving up the table. Yes uncanny the similarities with the men, but I think the women are in a better position.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 18 Dec 2025, 16:58
by Eerie Decent
The commonality would be uncanny, if it was the same sport.
Re: West Ham United Women
Posted: 18 Dec 2025, 16:40
by honky cat
twoleftfeet wrote: ↑18 Dec 2025, 14:41
Manager gone!
sacked I guess.
Yes it seems she was a bit of a cock piss potter, maybe a
fanny, wee wee, skinner
The results have been poor, but there's been a lot of changes in the team. I know most on here think they're nothing to do with west ham but they've plenty in common when it comes to the timing of successes and struggles. Also in a relegation fight this season.