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Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 16:21
by Mike Oxsaw
...and the happiest of all New Years to every West Ham fan, wherever you may be.

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 22:36
by Holeinonegolfer
You lot should have cleaned your teeth more often.

Happy New Year 

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 22:11
by zico
Cup of Tea - feel for you mate. yep same here, late 50s & never had a filling still. Both top Wisdom's out without any issues at all few years back although I believe top teeth are easier to deal with than bottom.. Last year some intermittent pain in lower double molar and they said it had a crack in it but wouldn't do anything. Isn't there a dental version of Polyfilla?! Then it cracked to the root in June, must have been crunching all those mint imperials! Felt like every nerve in my face was in spasm, absolute agony but it came in waves rather than constant. They couldn't root canal so I just said get it out. 50 minutes it took and two dentists which was fine whilst the numbing juice was working but after, jeez never had pain like it. Was bit worried about the gap in case had to constantly chew on one side putting too much work on that side but since the gum healed it's not been too bad just got to be careful on those mint imperials. Main problem going through all that bar the obvious is that I'm now addicted to caramel ice cream!

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 21:42
by Massive Attack
Get Turkey Teeth, they're all the rage ridicule.

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Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 21:34
by cup of tea
zico wrote: 31 Dec 2025, 20:36 Dental pain. You have my sympathies. Fractured tooth removed few months ago. Thought that was bad until the dry socket hit. My god I had it packed three times by various dentists and prescribed codeine hardly touched the sides. Sticking with the gap rather than an implant, don't want to go through that again. On that joyfull note happy new year to all,  I'm off for a packet of crisps and The Poseidon Adventure. 1973s version of course!
I feel ya. Not so much as a filling up to mid 40s now problem after problem. 2 possibly 3 needing to come out, totally destroyed teeth including 1 with a fractured amalgam crown. Extractions and recovery as well as partial dentures due to them being chewing teeth (molars I think) 

Personally I'd have the lot out and have dentures but dentist won't touch healthy teeth.... too much money to make off of them I guess.

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 20:36
by zico
Dental pain. You have my sympathies. Fractured tooth removed few months ago. Thought that was bad until the dry socket hit. My god I had it packed three times by various dentists and prescribed codeine hardly touched the sides. Sticking with the gap rather than an implant, don't want to go through that again. On that joyfull note happy new year to all,  I'm off for a packet of crisps and The Poseidon Adventure. 1973s version of course!

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 20:27
by honky cat
Definitely not going anywhere and working tomortow.
Its a shit night out. 

i still  have terrifying flashbacks of being in the blind beggar one year with 'those magnificent men in their flying machines' by pinky and perky blaring out the speakers. 
Havent been out on NYE since.

So no. Home it is. Happy days.
happy new year  to who'ers verywhere 


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Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 19:44
by RBshorty
Well we managed to do another lap round the Sun. Quick shout out to those who step off the ride. As it was rolling round. It’s great to know where you are heading. But it’s even better knowing the people beside you. Ain’t a bad bunch.!

Happy New Year Folks.

Come On You Irons.!

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 18:37
by Massive Attack
West Ham are hurtling towards the 2nd division, Starmers obsessed with banging up the working classes, Islamic extremists are on the warpath worldwide, happy cunting New Year (same old shit) everyone! 🍻

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 18:09
by Mike Oxsaw
cup of tea" wrote: 31 Dec 2025, 18:03
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 31 Dec 2025, 17:50
cup of tea" wrote: 31 Dec 2025, 17:17 Dental pain
Staying in
Eating Chinese
No DRINK

Happy New Year to all WHOlumni
 
 
Dental Pain?

May I recommend Oil of Cloves? A few drops on the sore tooth and it filters down to the root in a minute or two. AND no need to avoid alcohol as it's 100% natural.
Hate that stuff! Been using orajel. Got to have two teeth out new year. Currently on a mix of cocodamol and cuprofen.
Feel for you. I had 5 root canals done before my crown was fitted. Wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 18:03
by cup of tea
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 31 Dec 2025, 17:50
cup of tea" wrote: 31 Dec 2025, 17:17 Dental pain
Staying in
Eating Chinese
No DRINK

Happy New Year to all WHOlumni
 
 
Dental Pain?

May I recommend Oil of Cloves? A few drops on the sore tooth and it filters down to the root in a minute or two. AND no need to avoid alcohol as it's 100% natural.
Hate that stuff! Been using orajel. Got to have two teeth out new year. Currently on a mix of cocodamol and cuprofen.

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 17:57
by Gary Strodders shank
Not a fan of NYE as it's usually cunts night 

Festive revellers blowing those streamer things,  throwing party poppers and ordering Guinness last at the bar after they have queued in single file.

At midnight they would of had enough and be throwing up in the khazi hugging strangers and starting fights.

These once a year merchants should be made to undergo some form of formal pisshead etiquette training before they are let loose in December as they are a menace.

Having said that I'm heading out for a couple of early ones to numb the pain of our current predicament and being thrown over for a rich fat bloke with a lisp.

Have a good one and here's to a healthy and successful 2026.

COYI


 

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 17:50
by Mike Oxsaw
cup of tea" wrote: 31 Dec 2025, 17:17 Dental pain
Staying in
Eating Chinese
No DRINK

Happy New Year to all WHOlumni
 
 
 
Dental Pain?

May I recommend Oil of Cloves? A few drops on the sore tooth and it filters down to the root in a minute or two. AND no need to avoid alcohol as it's 100% natural.

Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 17:48
by Far Cough UKunt
We,ve all done it:


Re: Nobody got the Alberts to start a "Happy New Year" thread? May a plague of locusts rain down on you all...

Posted: 31 Dec 2025, 17:17
by cup of tea
Dental pain
Staying in
Eating Chinese
No DRINK

Happy New Year to all WHOlumni