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Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 02 Jan 2026, 13:11
by stubbo-admin
Signed, Sealed and Delivered.

Welcome Pablo.

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 05 Jan 2026, 08:53
by Keep dreaming
cup of tea" wrote: 03 Jan 2026, 11:37 Is he injured yet?
As a matter of fact, he is.
Apparently he did t play against Wolves because of a hamstring injury 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 16:15
by Massive Attack
Massive Attack" wrote: 02 Jan 2026, 22:50
They've backed Crackhead big time although I think they're mad too based off what he's done so far. Can't believe they've trusted and rewarded him with a big spending splurge off the back of those pitiful 14 games. Getting a bad feeling about tomorrow and Tuesday I'm hoping is just the Turkey repeating.

If it does go to complete rat shit though, there should be a good chance of Sullivans ticker going pop. ❤️💥

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 12:36
by El Scorchio
fraser wrote: 03 Jan 2026, 11:28
David LE" wrote: 03 Jan 2026, 10:32
fraser wrote: 02 Jan 2026, 21:12 I've read somewhere, can't actually remember where that he is definitely Nuno's choice. 
Is that supposed to fill me with confidence?
No, it was a reply to someone calling it a Sully special 
Mental seen as it’s like the least Sullivan transfer ever. 

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 11:45
by BoleynGone
It's currently 1c in Wolverhampton I doubt he'll get off the warm cozy coach

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 11:44
by Far Cough UKunt
He's on life support after collapsing when he found out how really bad we are.

Not expected to live.

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 11:44
by Gaffer58
Will he get to play the last 20 minutes, Wilson to actually start.

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 11:37
by cup of tea
Is he injured yet?

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 11:28
by fraser
David LE" wrote: 03 Jan 2026, 10:32
fraser wrote: 02 Jan 2026, 21:12 I've read somewhere, can't actually remember where that he is definitely Nuno's choice. 
Is that supposed to fill me with confidence?
No, it was a reply to someone calling it a Sully special 

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 10:32
by David LE
fraser wrote: 02 Jan 2026, 21:12 I've read somewhere, can't actually remember where that he is definitely Nuno's choice. 
Is that supposed to fill me with confidence?

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 10:12
by stubbo-admin
Metroplex wrote: 03 Jan 2026, 10:10 Can this fella actually run? Have we finally signed a forward with some pace?
Nope.  The other guy we're signing (Castellanos) is more of a runner. 

This guy is a dribbler when turned towards goals so will carry, will compete in the channels, and is a good hold up target man....but he's not a sprinter. 

Not Soucek slow, but more like a typical Nuno style profile (Think Chris Wood, Raul Gimenez etc).

He's also only 22 so for context as young as Potts, and only a touch older than Diouf, Scarles etc....and has only had 2 seasons in Portugal...so we're absolutely not signing the next Zlatan Ibrahimovic.  Lets just hope he continues his hot streak of goal scoring form, and works as hard as he suggests we does.

Seems more likely to become a cult here than a superstar though.

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 10:10
by Metroplex
Can this fella actually run? Have we finally signed a forward with some pace?

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 10:06
by stubbo-admin

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 05:27
by Mike Oxsaw
He's now one of us.

Deserves the proper support of proper West Ham everywhere.

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 03:38
by Texas Iron
welcome Jesus…

…The Saviour…

Keep saying your Prayers…

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 01:08
by El Scorchio
Good luck Pablo son. 

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 00:56
by Hello Mrs. Jones
He seems to score a lot with his head. Shame for him that he's not playing against us as he'd have a hat full.

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 03 Jan 2026, 00:08
by BRANDED
Not fond of pikey tattoos tbf

score goals u cant

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 02 Jan 2026, 23:48
by eusebiovic
Paul Philip Peartree Jesus

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 02 Jan 2026, 23:43
by Sydney_Iron
Great! Another fucking Brazilian, what could possibly go wrong with our record with these funny named cunts😂

i know absolutely fuck all about him but hope he hits the ground running and knows where the goal is, can bag a few without getting crocked, nicked or is just lazy dog shit.

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 02 Jan 2026, 22:59
by fraser
The fact that he wants two strikers indicates that he hasn't wanted to play without one surely. 

He's just had to manage Wilson and done it badly it would seem as would have been better starting him. 

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 02 Jan 2026, 22:50
by Massive Attack
Bargain basement? We've just dropped £23M on a 22yo starting out and another on the way for about £26M. That's serious dough at the start of the January window. Although I will say watch this space on Paqueta near the end of it.. 

They've backed Crackhead big time although I think they're mad too based off what he's done so far. Can't believe they've trusted and rewarded him with a big spending splurge off the back of those pitiful 14 games. Getting a bad feeling about tomorrow and Tuesday I'm hoping is just the Turkey repeating.

If it does go to complete rat shit though, there should be a good chance of Sullivans ticker going pop. ❤️💥

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 02 Jan 2026, 22:43
by theaxeman
The law of averages say one of these fuckers has to be good! Good luck number 57, welcome to the madhouse son.

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 02 Jan 2026, 22:37
by Texas Iron
Championship Level…

Buying for The Drop…

Typical Sullivan Bargain Basement Buy…

HopE he scores goals that save us…

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 02 Jan 2026, 22:29
by twoleftfeet
If Nuno wanted him then he will play, well until he is injured in his first game 😆😆

Re: Pablo Felipe Pereira de Jesus

Posted: 02 Jan 2026, 22:10
by zico
Excellent news, that's two strikers Nuno will have on the bench rather than one! 😁