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What an amazing signing he turned out to be!

I said at the time laying out nearly £30 million for a striker already over 30 was a ridiculous bit of business. Especially one who had only ever played in Germany. But meanwhile all the divs were lapping up private jet boy 'guru Tim' and thinking of him as some kind of transfer genius. What a wanker he turned out to be.

A truly horrendous waste of space, this fella. Basically, a rotting lump of meat. The person/people who made that transfer happen should be ashamed.

Usually you can rely on a kraut to put in a shift even if they aren't the best. Trust our club to waste money on a vastly overrated one who was a legend in his own lunchbreak and flakier than a Ritz cracker. Ein Misthaufen!

Fortunes Hiding" wrote: ↑02 Jan 2026, 17:08 Is COYI leaving the forum?

Is COYI leaving the forum?

I chose Thomas over Gerd because he is extant thus saving us the costs of exhumation.

Though thinking about it I have seen a few players turn up at the club whereupon a fan has asked where we dug him up from.

or Gerd Muller.

Should have signed Thomas Muller.

To say he was a waste of space would be an insult to space.  

Goodbye Nick.

Thank you for that consolation goal at Leicester.

I really hope that you get in the German WC squad because you are fucking shit.

I said at the time…….. 
I was hoping those words might have gone out with 2025. Shame

Good riddance to the cowardly me first piece of shit. 

All you need to do is stop being a "look at me look at me I called everything first im the only one that did that" cսnt and ill stop calling you out on it

Coyi, for you to call yourself a valuable contributor is Trump level delusion.

However if you change the word valuable to vexatious it more fits your contributions.

Was a terrible signing. Too old, too slow, too much money. Was never going to work out and was obvious from the off.

This is a moderator of WHO ladies and gentleman. Calling a regular and valuable contributor a "boring cսnt".

And people wonder why this site is dying on its arse.

Said at the time did you?  You should have mentioned it you boring cսnt

Thougt his attitude was shocking, clearly couldn't be arsed with the physicality of the prem and cried off for ages.
hell probably suit the Italian league