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If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:26
by wils
(Thread at WHU(Exeter)'s suggestion)
For me, difficult to beat either of those two spaniards from Saturday. But Gary Lineker is up there.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 18:13
by Swiss.
Leighton James
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 17:36
by XKhammer
Paul lnce
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 17:08
by Pub Bigot
Dave Beckham.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 16:09
by kylay
El Scorchio" wrote: ↑03 Feb 2026, 13:18
Ronaldo. Not fat Ronaldo mind you. I'd go for a beer and a night out with him.
Was going to say him or Bruno Fernandes and just about anyone who's ever played for spurs, barring scotty parker of course.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 15:14
by El Scorchio
Alfs wrote: ↑03 Feb 2026, 14:22
Niclas Fullkrug
You're not going to make his teeth any worse than they already are, no matter how hard you hit the cowardly cսnt.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 14:22
by Alfs
Niclas Fullkrug
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 14:08
by Gank
Warren Barton
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 14:03
by Dick Shaftsbury
How can we be forgetting - Martin Keown
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 13:18
by El Scorchio
Ronaldo. Not fat Ronaldo mind you. I'd go for a beer and a night out with him.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 13:10
by GBHammer63
Rijkaard, dirty gobbling cսnt. Would have been ironed out in a heartbeat.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 10:25
by Russ of the BML
If I was playing now - Cucuarella. Biggest snidy dago cheat cսnt ever.
back in the day - MacManaman - Whiny Scouse ponce
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 09:54
by Swiss.
How could I forget Son
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 07:54
by Far Cough UKunt
John Drake" wrote: ↑03 Feb 2026, 07:06
Emiliano Martinez
Anthony Gordon
Antonio Rattin
Antonio Rattin? Fuck me, that's a long grudge?
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 07:06
by John Drake
Emiliano Martinez
Anthony Gordon
Antonio Rattin
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 06:57
by Gary Strodders shank
Billy Whitehurst (as long as I had Duncan Ferguson backing me up)
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 04:58
by Far Cough UKunt
Perry Nium" wrote: ↑03 Feb 2026, 03:27
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑02 Feb 2026, 19:24
Ian Harte had a very punchable face. Also a snidey, cheating scumbag.
I remember him getting Ian Wright sent off in that game where we had 3 reds. Wright went nuts, as did the crowd, at the shit ref. Think Rob Harris was his name.
Was that when Wrighty, rearranged the furniture in the referee's changing room?
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 03:27
by Perry Nium
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑02 Feb 2026, 19:24
Ian Harte had a very punchable face. Also a snidey, cheating scumbag.
I remember him getting Ian Wright sent off in that game where we had 3 reds. Wright went nuts, as did the crowd, at the shit ref. Think Rob Harris was his name.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 03 Feb 2026, 03:18
by Gank
Darren Peacock
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 20:27
by wils
Just watched the highlights from Saturday.
I’d like to add Rosenior to this list.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 20:12
by goose
Arteta.
I’d preemptively punch him in the face for becoming such an insufferable cսnt as a manager.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 20:04
by Fauxstralian
Harry Kane
Heung Min Son
Ian Wright
Bukkake Saka
Steven Gerrard
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 19:40
by RootsRadical
Salah!
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 19:24
by Iron Duke
Ian Harte had a very punchable face. Also a snidey, cheating scumbag.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 19:14
by Eerie Decent
Graham Potter.
Retrospectively.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 19:13
by honky cat
Mark Hughes
or as my dad always referred to him
"That cսnt, Mark Hughes,"