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Cockney boys, on a bender, Andy Carroll, ex wife molestor

Posted: 04 Feb 2026, 17:28
by wils
(Do we need an Andy Carroll icon?)

Andy Carroll, the former England striker, is accused of breaching a court order by repeatedly calling his celebrity ex-wife.


 Carroll, once a British-record £35m signing for Liverpool, faces trial at crown court for allegedly breaching a non-molestation order against reality TV’s Billi Mucklow. 


 After surgery on his leg over the weekend, the 37-year-old entered Chelmsford Magistrates’ Court on crutches to indicate a not-guilty plea on Wednesday.

 The court heard the case related to alleged phone calls made in March last year to Ms Mucklow, who featured on the reality TV show The Only Way is Essex.

 Carroll, still playing in English football’s sixth tier, opted to face trial at crown court. A plea and directions hearing will now take place on March 4.

 After arriving in a Range Rover and entering the court wearing a plastic support boot, Carroll declined an invitation from District Judge Roy Brown to sit down during the hearing. 

 A non-molestation order is a UK court injunction, typically to stop an individual from contacting another person. Punishments for breaching the order range from a fine to, in the most severe of cases, up to five years in prison.

 Carroll, capped nine times by England and who moved from Newcastle to Liverpool in 2011, was arrested in April after allegedly committing the offence the previous month. District Judge Brown told Carroll he must not contact Ms Mucklow as he adjourned the case until March 4 at Chelmsford Crown Court.

 Prosecutor Grace Court told the court that Carroll is accused of “repeatedly” calling Ms Mucklow, named in court as Billi Carroll, on March 11 last year. He was arrested by border police as he flew back from France to the UK the following month.

 Carroll gave his address as Hackney, East London, as he appeared before the court shortly after 11am.

 The footballer also played for West Ham, Reading and West Bromwich Albion among other clubs. After a spell in France with Amiens and Bordeaux, he signed for National League South club Dagenham and Redbridge in July. He is currently out injured, however, and underwent surgery on ligaments and a lower leg fracture over the weekend.

 Carroll and Ms Mucklow announced they were divorcing in the autumn of 2024.

Re: Cockney boys, on a bender, Andy Carroll, ex wife molestor

Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 04:23
by Mike Oxsaw
And they still can't work out why there's such a backlog of cases awaiting trial and/or why police resources are so stretched.

Re: Cockney boys, on a bender, Andy Carroll, ex wife molestor

Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 01:56
by Sydney_Iron
"He was arrested by border police as he flew back from France to the UK"

FMOB, the UK lets all sorts in from shit holes all over the middle east and Africa with NO checks but a British citizen, presumably innocent until proven guilty??? Or doesn't that apply to white men these days, gets nicked by plod at the airport! for the crime of phoning (contacting) his ex wife.....................🙄

Couldn't they have just sent a letter or email for him to appear at court if she had the hump about it? Why waste a load of police time on this petty shit, were they armed and 4 or 5 of them like the Irish comedy writer bloke who got nicked for something equally stupid.

UK, Dogs etc

Re: Cockney boys, on a bender, Andy Carroll, ex wife molestor

Posted: 04 Feb 2026, 23:54
by Manuel
I really like Carroll, bit of a legend. Woke gone mad this.

Re: Cockney boys, on a bender, Andy Carroll, ex wife molestor

Posted: 04 Feb 2026, 21:31
by zebthecat
Massive Attack" wrote: 04 Feb 2026, 20:19 After surgery on his leg over the weekend, the 37-year-old entered Chelmsford Magistrates’ Court on crutches 



Old habits die hard! 🤣
I laughed at that too.
Peak Andy Carroll.

Re: Cockney boys, on a bender, Andy Carroll, ex wife molestor

Posted: 04 Feb 2026, 21:07
by Come On You Irons
honky cat" wrote: 04 Feb 2026, 20:16 How has this got to court?

He's well shot of her.


 
Do you even have to ask in these WOKE anti-male times?

Re: Cockney boys, on a bender, Andy Carroll, ex wife molestor

Posted: 04 Feb 2026, 20:19
by Massive Attack
After surgery on his leg over the weekend, the 37-year-old entered Chelmsford Magistrates’ Court on crutches 



Old habits die hard! 🤣

Re: Cockney boys, on a bender, Andy Carroll, ex wife molestor

Posted: 04 Feb 2026, 20:16
by honky cat
How has this got to court?

He's well shot of her.