i didnt know whether to post this in football or off topic, so feel free to move it.
i'm sure you've all seen snippets on social media. New club song. I think its quite wonderful.
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Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 15:04
by Massive Attack
Gank wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 14:59
Nothing shouts "East End" like a song performed in a cod-Northern Irish accent transitioning into an American country and western drawl accompanied by a video of the bloke from Fine Young Cannibals buying some kid a half-and-half scarf.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 14:59
by Gank
Nothing shouts "East End" like a song performed in a cod-Northern Irish accent transitioning into an American country and western drawl accompanied by a video of the bloke from Fine Young Cannibals buying some kid a half-and-half scarf.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 11:34
by OK_Guy
Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 07:41
Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
in protest?
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 11:30
by Mike Oxsaw
Sounds like the type of thing Sullivan would fully support as a replacement for "Bubbles" as he tries to cut yet another connection with a past that made us who we are.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 11:23
by Eerie Decent
If this ever gets played at the cuntbowl, I'll be walking out, lively.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 10:50
by honky cat
We're winning the FA cup.
Our year, our song
Shame top of the pops is no more, Joseph strumming away accompanied by Todibo, Roid donkey, and the gang swaying along in hammers leisurewear.
Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 07:41
Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
Not a fan of Bubbles, son?
Nope, hate the cartoony one that gets played by the club.
We need a more hearty, visceral anthem to get the team going.
It's no coincidence that Arsenal have gone to the next level since introducing North London Forever.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 09:13
by Council Scum
It's absolute dog shit.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 09:08
by Far Cough UKunt
Maul like a Tiger
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 09:07
by Eerie Decent
Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 07:41
Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
Not a fan of Bubbles, son?
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 09:07
by Tomshardware
Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 08:33
Terrible. I really hope it doesn't catch on.
The "we're massive, don't you know" bit is cringe as fuck.
No chance, we aren't Arsenal.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 08:33
by Dick Shaftsbury
Terrible. I really hope it doesn't catch on.
The "we're massive, don't you know" bit is cringe as fuck.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 07:41
by Mad Ferret
Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 00:06
by Alfs
I liked it.
I would have like it more if at the end the little boy produced a shooter and fired a couple into Sullicunts head, then turned to the camera and sang "You can't take the East End out of me".
