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Killing it at work!
eldest is in college on a full ride
Youngest has 2 offers from Div 1 colleges with other colleges reaching out wanting us to go on official visits. UCLA visit scheduled for April 4th.

Spring fever around the corner, which includes spring practice for my boys, looking forward to that.
just had a full physical everything is good there.

Country is doing good.

Worlds my oyster.

Hows it looking for you lot? What you got coming up that you are looking forward too?

No, just odd.

Tomshardware wrote: ↑16 Mar 2026, 19:04 Nutsin gets an all clear for his micropenis and wants to tell the world, good luck to him.

Nutsin gets an all clear for his micropenis and wants to tell the world, good luck to him.

I feel for you brothers who've had this 
It really is HOT PISS

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yngwies Cat" wrote: ↑16 Mar 2026, 17:05

yngwies Cat" wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 14:21 I have to have my bladder looked at, which means sticking a camera down me nob ...can hardly wait.

Just in case anyone's arsed, I've just come out the hospital after some interior scenes were shot my bladder were shot 

Fuck My Old Boots, definitely easier having a camera up your arse.

Feel like a wasp has crawled up my nob and stung it.

I'm no having a Medisimal pint 

yngwies Cat" wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 14:21 I have to have my bladder looked at, which means sticking a camera down me nob ...can hardly wait.

yngwies Cat" wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 14:21 I have to have my bladder looked at, which means sticking a camera down me nob ...can hardly wait.

Apparently giving birth is the closest a woman will ever get to knowing what it’s like to have man flu ! Stay safe out there fellas……

and I'm a ..........

FC.

Course she is.

And I'm really Billy Bonds. 

So Nurse really is a nurse? 

Not to proud to admit that I had no idea what a gall stone was,I really should have had a quick google.

As for you Ratched, you have clearly earned the title of NURSE.

Nurse Ratched" wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 16:45

only1billybonds wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 16:04 Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.

Arf! Nobody pees out a gallstone, you daft bugger

only1billybonds wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 16:04 Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.

67.

Yea, i believe the two are very similar.

I've heard it can take weeks to pass the stone and every slash you have is a thing to be dreaded.

yngwies Cat" wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 14:21 I have to have my bladder looked at, which means sticking a camera down me nob ...can hardly wait.

only1billybonds wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 16:04 Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.

Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.

I can confirm Aliens do exist and they're from Cambridge. These braindead mongs who are supposed to be the clever cunts of the world have all these cycle lanes and they STILL use the Footpath!

Japs eyes are for things coming out of, not things going in.

OUCH!

Less japseye, more Marty Feldman eye.

Best of luck, Cat son.

By the way yngwies must be packing if they are having to shove a Kodak camera down his japseye. Say cheeeeese! 

Hope everything works out chaps.

Currently on way to Addenbrookes myself to visit the old boy after the last procedure he had didn't work but have found something else going on. When it rains it pours..

Feel for ya, yngwies, can't be pleasant that. Hopefully it gets sorted in the end.